#tommy:

[businessbois]

i still think it’s funny that wilbur’s like the only one to ever comment on tommy saying the “we’re like brothers” thing. because tommy’ll be like “big brother technoblade” and techno just like sighs but doesn’t protest. and like they had a conversation once that went “tommy, why do you always talk to quackity like he’s your brother or something?” “he is.” and quackity literally didn’t say anything. even fucking logan paul was just like yeah okay i guess, it just slides off everyone’s back, but not wilbur soot. wilbur soot’s gonna cry about it.

[acreativenamewastaken]

New headcanon that the "white streak" in Wilburs hair is actually bird shit from train station purgatory and he didn't wash for 13 years so he just kinda.... Forgot about it so when he's revived and someone asks he has to try and play it off as a cool edgy white streak of "revival energy"

[ladycatland]

C!wilbur really told c!tommy to be dedicated to lmanberg while high as a kite one day and c!tommy just decided to completely define himself by that.

[jjkyaoi]

c!Tommy, probably: I have a lot of issues but the day you see me addressing them / coming to another person for help about them, is the day I’m on my fucking deathbed

[notnights]

Tommy knowing what it was like being an orphan, so he reads a bunch of parenting books, and wants to adopt a kid.

Tells Benrey he wants a kid, and Benrey is like “I got you bro.”

Tommy doesn’t know what he meant by that only for a few days later he is rushing to stop Benrey realizing Benny probably meant he is going to steal a baby for him.

[shrivinglust]

[arocoomer]

Okay now that I think about it, Bubby thinking alien Gordon is a dog is hilarious