Tommyinnit and Technoblade Being Brothers for 4 minutes and 5 seconds, checkmate, mr. blade sir /lh (plus one technodad and tommy as his disappointing son)
Timestamps+Transcript:
21:52 TommyInnit & Technoblade bond
Discord join call noise. Tommy: “I’m lost.” Techno: “So I heard you need the human GPS.”
4:26 Tommy teams with Technoblade in Exile
Tommy: “Hello, how are you?” Techno: “What are you doing in my house, Tommy?” Tommy: “How are you?” Techno: “What are you doing in my house, Tommy?” Tommy: “YOU ARE A BITCH!”
1:23:58 TommyInnit Speaks To Dream's Sister Again
Techno: (overlapping): “I didn’t mention it a single time. A single time. And I’ll have you know, I wanted to. I’ve been holding back this whole time. Like five times I was like, ‘Man, I really want to talk about that’ but just for Tommy. Just for Tommy I won’t bring it up. Because I’m changing as a person. But no, I get blamed anyway. I get blamed anyways. Tommy: (overlapping): “You can’t me—you—you, argh, just your vibe—your vibe, Technoblade, your vibe. Those eyes of yours... ughh. Techno, you’re literally recording. You can cut it right now. You can cut—if you’re recording you can cut it when you make your video. You can use cuts, Technoblade. Ohh, ohh, you’re not changing as a person, you pink fucking prick. Those eyes of yours make me want to punch you in those nostrils.” ... Drista puts in Pigstep. Tommy: “Techno, this is our song. Go on.” Techno: “Buh baah. Buh baah de buh...” Tommy: “Buhbahdehdehdedum...”
08:17 Sleepy Bois Rebuild Earth
Techno: “Nah, I’ve baah’d too much. I gotta wait a few verses.” Tommy: “No, you gotta baah or I’m not rapping if you don’t baah.” Techno sighs. Tommy: “It’s a hand in hand relationship, my friend.” Techno: “Baah. Baah” Tommy: “Baah.”
1:07:58 TommyInnit Is Exiled
Techno: “...a bit too French for my liking.” Tommy: “Amen, amen. No! Fuck you.” Both laugh. Tommy: “I just remembered I don’t like you.”
1:02 Tommy Returns to L'Manberg with Technoblade
Tommy: “And I’ve also got this.” (holds up a block of bedrock.) Techno: “Ohh, I got one of those.” (takes out his own piece of bedrock.) Tommy: “Ayyy.” Techno: “Bedrock Bros!” Tommy: “Bedrock Bros, ayyy!” Techno: “Bedrock Bros!” Tommy: “The Bedrock Boys!” Techno: “Yeeeaaah, Bedrock Boys!”
35:11 TommyInnit & Technoblade bond
Tommy: “Should we go—What should we call ourselves? The Horse Brothers? TnT? Horse and Horse-t? The Horse-t? Yeah? What do you make of that?” Techno: “Sounds good. Over here we go.” Tommy: “You really like The Horse and The Horse? ‘Cause that was my worst name out of the twenty I’ve prepared.” Techno: “You’ve prepared twenty names?” Tommy: “I’m a big namer. You’re lucky I haven’t came up with a nickname for you yet, ‘cause do you know now—” Techno: “You call me The Blade!” Tommy: “Oh, oh, yeah, I do. The Blade! The Blade! Yeaah, The Blade!” Techno: “The Blade!”
28:19 The Eve of Revolution
BBH: “You’re Tommy, I thought you were Tubbo for some reason.” Fundy: “What?” Tommy: “What the fuck?” Tubbo: “Huh?” Techno: “Heh?” Tommy: “What the—okay, okay, no, no, no...” Techno: (advancing towards Bad) “Just take him out. Just take him out.” Tommy: “Not yet, Techno! Not yet! Not yet!” Techno: “Okay.”
1:42:14 TommyInnit, Dream, & Technoblade Team Up
Techno: “...getting some shut-eye. Which one of you...” Tommy: “No, no, no, no, Techno, no, no, no. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. It’ll be okay. Techno: “Deeaath!” Tommy: “Deeaath!”
1:08:53 Nothing goes wrong.
Techno: “Tommy! Tommy, get out of the crossfire! Get out of the crossfire, Tommy, they’re not even shootin’ at you!”
46:46 The Eve of Revolution 29:49 Pet War Finale
Techno: “Hullooo.” -Meanwhile- Tommy: *nervous silence* -Back to Techno- BBH: “Do like my platforms that I built?” Techno: “No.” BBH: “They’re pretty useful, aren’t they?” Techno: “I disagree. Alright.” (switches VC’s) “Tommyyyy!” Tommy: “Technoooo!”
0:30 Tommy Returns to L'Manberg with Technoblade
Tommy: “Hey, Technoblade!” Techno: “Tommyyy!”
2:26:23 MCC5
Techno: “Alright, alright, so long as you’re good, Tommy.” Tommy: “I—Techno, I have never felt better. Or worse. I’m a medium...” Techno: (laughing) “I’m glad to hear it. I was kinda worried...” - Techno “I feel like my little brother just came back from college expelled.”
19:41 TommyInnit Plays FNAF w/ Technoblade & Quackity
Tommy: “Yeah, yeah, I’m not—I’m not very good with horror games, Technoblade, and I’m getting quite upset—I was just wondering if you’d be able to help me. Are you good at them? Techno: “Uh, no. I don’t really play them.” Tommy: “Do you want to help me with it?” Techno: “Sure.” Tommy: “Yess.”
1:02:18 TommyInnit Is Exiled
Wilbur: “No one would laugh at you. You did really good.” Techno: (laughing) “Look at this loser!”
8:15 it’s time for evil 32:08 Tommy teams with Technoblade in Exile
Techno: “Tommy’s here! Tommy’s here!” -Meanwhile- Tommy: “UGHHHHHHH. Why does he look so bad?”
31:20 Pet War Finale
Techno: “This is how my love life has gone, Tommy. Alright, so I was in, like, high school and I was like I could talk to girls, but—” Tommy: “Could you?” Techno: “Yes, that is within my capability, believe it or not. Or I could just upload YouTube videos and become unbelievably famous, and then they’d talk to me.” Tommy: “Have any of them talked to you yet?” Techno: “No.”
1:15:17 MCC7
Techno: (in game chat) “This tournament is more disappointin’ than my son.” Tommy: (joining VC) “Hey guys!” Phil: (reading) “This tournament is more disappointing than my son. What?” Techno: (laughing) “And then Tommy joins on cue. Hello.” Tommy: “Heeeyy, everybody....”
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for more techno and tommy content might i suggest tommyinnit missing the blade for 2 minutes and 36 seconds or tommyinnit being a techno stan for 3 minutes and 11 seconds
