#tomspeak

[tommykaine]

Proof that Hannibal is specifically, shamelessly catering to my preferences

canon deranged bi villain

twisted but genuine love relationship between villain and non-villain

corruption kink

age gap

dilf x twink

noncon/dubcon vibes it’s not even vibes let’s not be delusional. Remember that one scene where Hannibal stuffs Abigail’s ear in Will’s throat? Yeaah. ‘We won’t be putting rape in the show’ my ass mr Fuller

Daddy Issues TM

lots of gore, but like, #Aesthetic

religious undertones

religious undertones in an erotic fashion

shit becoming more and more oneiric as the show progresses

form over substance but the substance is still there, just twisted to fit the context

found family (a family can be the cannibalistic serial killer who gaslit you all along and the daughter figure you thought he had murdered)

an entire arc set in Florence

all the gorgeous food (some of which is people)

did I already mention cannibalism

character X tormenting/corrupting character Y who becomes just as dangerous if not more than X

women in suits

Mads in suits

Mads’s dad bod

Mads IN A LEATHER COLLAR and bound

every shot where Hugh Dancy is suffering

every shot where Hugh Dancy is injured and/or covered in blood

angst, so much angst

mentally ill protagonist

yandere love interest

yandere doctor

serial killers

serial killers cooperating with each other

murder husbands

the dialogue does not have to make sense as long as it’s beautiful

metaphors, so many metaphors

sassy bisexuals

fan service but it’s also fan disservice but it turns back into fan service too

character with repressed sexuality

one of the two in the main couple being so dumb about the other’s feelings he has to have multiple people telling him that the other has a blatantly obvious crush on him

The Aesthetic

The Villain Wins

The Villain being a genuine asshole but also being genuinely and shamelessly in love with one (1) other character

literally everything in the last episode of s3 

(but especially the killing of the Dragon)

The Dragon’s arc and his tragic story with Reba (poor Reba is a literal angel and did not deserve any of this), I’m a sucker for evil tormented character trying and failing to redeem himself for the sake of one (1) person who makes him see the good in the world

Chilton is exactly the type of annoying little shit that is so insufferable and has such shit luck he turns around and becomes almost sympathetic, anyway I love him but I also delight in seeing him suffer

then again the same goes for Will (the delight in seeing him suffer part)

let’s be honest Hannibal too 

I think that’s all but I might be forgetting something

[tommykaine]

Le mie predizioni per la quarta stagione di NBC Hannibal

[tommykaine]

I understand Hannibal is a flawed show for many reasons but listen, nothing before has ever catered so specifically and shamelessly to my fetishes from the villain/hero homoeroticism and slow corruption to the religious imagery and the angst of it all, not to mention the extremely ambiguously erotic way in which Will gets stabbed by his nemesis, it's all just *chef's kiss*

[tommykaine]

a useful flowchart made by yours truly

[tommykaine]

...so the girl I have a crush on, it turns out she likes me back but we both suck at reading clues so neither of us realized it was reciprocated for ages.

In my case I am hella slow at developing crushes on people and even slower at realizing I like them so by the time I did we already were friends and I did not want to be That Guy and make it akward. Plus I tend to have little luck with women since am not very masc for a bi guys, and currently I am still out of shape. And being an useless bi with zero experience in het dating, when she showed interest I was still in doubt that maybe it was simply her being friendly until some friends were like “no it totally sounds like she’s flirting”.

In her case, she first thought I was gay, also because I only mentioned ex boyfriends. Then she found out I was bi, but she also suspected I was going out with my best friend (everyone always suspects that so no surprise. We used that to our advantage once so she got a free paid trip lol)  cause she saw a pic of us at an amusement park together and was like "shit he's with that hot girl".

Then when we went together to a festival and I got handsy when I was tipsy, I apologized the next day because I chickened out and also was worried about the fact that maybe I made her uncomfortable, but she apparently was disappointed cause she’d been wondering if it was just the mead or I actually was interested. 

Thanks fuck I have friends who actually understand flirting cues because otherwise I never would have gotten the memo and invited her out again

[tommykaine]

*discovers a new ship*

*immediately wants more of it*

*goes to AO3 to seek fics*

*looks down at the page count*

[tommykaine]

aflyingcontradiction ha risposto al tuo fotoset “I just got done putting a fuckload of glitter into tiny plastic bags.I...”

What's the plan with all the glitter in plastic bags?

So this is the plan:

Step 1: tiny plastic bags full of glitter

Step 2: 

Step 3: Huge sign to carry with me at Pride which will say (roughly): “Gender Dealer”

Step 4:  “Hey kids do you want some Gender?”

(Context for this: my country & in particular The Church + the conservatives have this whole conspiracy theory about The Gays that are trying to spread The Gender to destroy Traditional Families & Values)

[tommykaine]

Fandom Meme

Once again tagged by @aflyingcontradiction​ :3

rules: choose any three fandoms (in any order) and answer the questions, then tag ten people you want to get to know better

fandoms:

1. Harry Potter 2. Hannibal (the NBC series) 3. Tiger and Bunny

the first character you loved:

1. Sirius Black (I like other ones earlier on but he was the first one I really felt strongly attached to as he reminded me of a close person I’d lost) 2. Not sure but I think Will. 3. I think Fire Emblem/Nathan.

the character you never expected to love so much:

1. Lucius and Narcissa. I just really love how despite being designated villains they are so caring towards Draco. In fandom they are often portrayed as really cruel to him, especially Lucius, but that’s something you never actually see in the books (you do see Lucius putting pressure on him but he’s not some cold unfeeling monster like he’s portrayed as in Fanon).  2. Frederick Chilton. He’s a trash man that belongs in the trash can and I absolutely adore him. 3. Barnaby, cause he seemed like a prick.

the character you relate to the most:

1. Hard to say. Maybe Sirius because I too have no sense of responsibility, dislike my parents and am prone to drinking too much. 2. Will Graham 3. Kotetsu / Wild Tiger.

the character you’d slap:

1. Dumbledore 2. Mason, but also Hannibal. With a chopping board. 3. Barnaby, in the entire first time of the series, multiple times.

three favorite characters (in order of preference):

1. Sirius, Remus, torn between Greyback and Barthy Crouch Jr (they are very intriguing villains that needed more screentime ok) 2. Hannibal, Will, Chilton 3. Kotetsu, Nathan, maybe Barnaby (very hard pick!)

a character you liked at first but don’t anymore:

1. Can’t think of any, honestly. I definitely reconsidered things in regards to some of them (especially Sirius) but there wasn’t a strong switch like that. 2. Maybe Matthew Brown. He was more underwhelming than I expected him to be. 3. Can’t really think of one? Maybe Sky High/Keith was less interesting than expected.

a character you did not like at first but now do:

1. Maybe Ron. It’s not like I hated him but I was affected by the fanon + movie version of him. 2. Jack. I thought he was an ass at first. Still do but now can relate to him a bit better. 3. Barnaby

three otps:

1. Wolfstar only. I do really like Sirius/Harry (I think it makes for a very interesting dynamic), and Fenrir/Draco purely for the whump. 2. Hannigram and Preller + Chilarhyde for the crack. 3. Kotetsu/Barnaby, Nathan/Antonio would be interesting as well as Kotetsu/Antonio 

tagging  @formerbishie @blackreed4  @ghostworshiper @frozenkingdomoffantasy @isthismadness @possiblyscrewed @robb-greyjoy @eraty @magickko @bass-fucker once again