#tomwamb

[kenspirational]

Tom Wambsgans needs to watch Hannibal and Killing Eve actually

[semenandfartgunkel]

oh, tom.

[electropylon]

fig. 1 girlboss lies resplendent across the center of the bed whilst the malewife is relegated to the slightly lower traditional chaise longue at the foot of the bed where he must splay himself as provocatively as possible for maximum viewing pleasure

[kkshowtunes]

me at school: dang i’m really thinking about tomwamb rn

me at home: dang i’m really thinking about tomwamb rn

me outside, touching grass: dang i’m really thinking about tomwamb rn

[semenandfartgunkel]

tomgregs (me) are like oooohhhh these men are in love !!!! or whatever and then you look and they’re just some guys who look and act like muppets

[semenandfartgunkel]

uh, hah hah… hey dad, what - what are you calling me for, i… i’m sorry, i don’t think i? i don’t think i, like, comprehend - what’s slay, i don’t? oh, you’re- you’re saying that to me? slay? what made you - my boss? you- you met my boss? pardon, but like, where did you, like, meet him, i don’t… gay pride? my boss at gay pride? i’m afraid i don’t… what did he, like, say about me, i - okay, um, yeah, i’m having trouble taking this in, dad, could you just, like, hang on a sec? actually, i’ll, um, call you back? yeah - uh, slay, or, like, whatever the gays say… we? as in me too? i’m sorry, dad, i think you’ve, like - got the wrong idea, i, um - i’m really going to have to get, like, back to you -

[semenandfartgunkel]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. tom wambsgans is for the lesbians

[semenandfartgunkel]

tom wambsgans