#tonedupkoala

[adarlingdingolady]

@notsotinytiger 💋

“Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I like you more zan zat overgrown koala bear.”

[muses-of-the-memory]

The Tribesmen Leader and Koala Kong

@tonedupkoala

The might Papu Papu was sleeping inside of his hut, just like he usually does, but then the obese tribsefolk leader heard someone come inside his hut, unannounced.

He got up and shook his head when he awakened, and saw another of Dr. Neo Cortex’s past failures, a muscular mutant koala.

“What business does Koala creature with Papu?”

[potionsandperfections]

@tonedupkoala

Brio stood right outside of a cave, wringing his hands together and trying to gather the courage to go in. The doctor wasn’t feeling too confident, but he needed to bring together as many mutants as he could find to use as a force against his former ‘friend,’ Cortex.

Eventually, the doctor took a deep breath, then finally went in. But as he walked, he realized he had no idea what he was going to say. Well, hopefully, the mutant here would still understand and help him. If not, Brio did have a flask in his coat, but he hoped he didn’t need to drink what it contained.

“K-Kong? K-K-Koala Kong, are you t-t-there?”

[phdinpyromance]

   「💘」 “Hmmm... Interesting...”                                               An interesting specimen indeed. She’s seen photos of Koalas before, but not one so tall... and Buff... Seeing him had set off this small sense of worry in her, That Uncanny Valley feeling again. But watching what he was doing quickly put that at ease and brought about a new idea. He didn’t look the type to be shy about his appearance, so N. Amour wanted to confirm that. Besides, anyone packed with that much testosterone surely had some strong pheromones as well...

   「💘」 “You hucked that thing with such ease, so color me impressed. Hmmm... Could you lift this? I’m sure it’d be no sweat for you.”

                                              A gloved hand gestured to a sizable boulder nearby.

@tonedupkoala

[friendlyheartless]

Koala Kong

@tonedupkoala Entering the world of Crash Bandicoot, Bubbles the pink monkey Heartless and her friend, Cryst the white Fortuneteller confront Koala Kong. From her visions, Cryst knows him as one of the mutant experiments of Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex and Dr. Nitrus Brio's Evolve-O-Ray that resulted in failures. "Hello Koala Kong!" Called Cryst.

[thebandicootbombshell]

BEEP

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

A confession via text

[txt:] Kong, honey, you’re like a brother to me, but you’re still an asshole. 

[thylaciiine-blog]

                                                @tonedupkoala from {x}

[🐯] ~ TY can’t help but SCRATCH at the back of his head at the sight of the far, far larger male flexing about like it was nobody’s business. That . . . was most certainly n o t something Ty ever expected or wanted to see. Yet at the same time, he just couldn’t look away. It was less that he was mesmerized && more that he was . . . DISTURBED.

            ❝ IF ‘m bein’ honest, mate, I kinda wanna give m’ eyes a nice warm shower. Ain’t ‘gonna be forgettin’ that any time soon !  ❞