#tonsofpuns

[aedelia]

Check out my Christmas gift for my dad!

Some of my favorites below (because of course I had to read it first):

And one that I think @bibliophilea specifically will appreciate:

It's got some really good ones, ones that will make you (maybe) groan, and some that require a little thought. I liked most of them, didn't get one or two, and know that this will make an excellent gift for my dad. It even has a to/from page at the front.

ISBN: 9781099879968

[aedelia]

So yesterday I decided to trim my nails as they were getting a little long for my preferences. You could say, they were getting out of hand...

[aedelia]

I'm a little sorry but only a little

Danny's toast...literally...

[aedelia]

I'm eating a baked potato from Wendy's and gotta say, the skin isn't very ap-peel-ing.

[aedelia]

Can’t Carry On These

You are at the airport about to get on your plane.  You approach the gate attendant who checks your boarding pass.  She scans it efficiently before glancing over your carry on luggage.  Her eyes snap to yours and she shakes her head, “I’m sorry but those bags are oversized and you won’t be able to carry them on to the plane.  Would you like to check them at the gate?”  You scrunch your face in confusion and look down at your small duffel bag then back to the attendant.  She gives you a sympathetic look and taps the skin under her eye.  Oh.  Those bags.

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MY SHELF

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