#tonyystarks

[probablybadrpgideas]

D&D item where if a PC puts on a cursed piece of jewelry or something, the PC and the player ‘swap places.’ Now, when in character, the player talks like themselves, and when OOC, talking to the DM and other players, the player must talk like their character.

[thebibliosphere]

I don't really have a question I just wanna say hello to you and the Mothman!!! Your blog brings me a lot of happiness, and I'm really enjoying Hunger Pangs (haven't finisbed it yet but i am VERY MUCH liking what I've read so far!). I hope you are both well and having a nice evening!

Aww thank you so much! That’s so sweet! Have a wonderful week!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

wondering if i could get a "well, when you say it like THAT it sounds stupid" please? I searched for it on your blog but didn't find anything, which is shocking, as it's honestly one of Clint Barton's best quotes

oh thisll be applicable to SO much 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[thebisexualmandalorian]

🐱 and ✨!

🐱 - Pets?

I have my sweet orange boy, Cody!  I found him in a park a few years ago - he ran right up to me, meowing at the top of his little lungs, crawled right into my arms, purring his head off, and we’ve been inseparable ever since.  I put up flyers everywhere and got him checked for a microchip to see if he was just lost and needed help getting home, but I think he was dumped there.  He’s such a sweetheart, and I’m so glad we found each other.

✨ - What do you want to work as?

My dream job would be a folklorist!

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

OTP -> OT3: Amerikate

VALKYRIE

2 superstrong superhard to kill gals + 1 soft squishy gal, guess which one jumps off of buildings

[skyler10fic]

A silly joke for you: a friend called and asked if I had a hammer. I said I did. They said "can I have it?" I said "you can borrow it, but if you want a hammer of your own, you should go to the hardware store." They said "well I was told to call Ace, and youre the only ace I know!"

hahaha Thanks, friend! A+ joke. In other words....

you aced it!

[copperbadge]

arvethli mentioned you on a post “Me: “I love this fic! Can’t wait for the next update!” Fanfiction:...”

@copperbadge ahhh so THAT'S where the terrifying crack fic is hidden on ao3 

In the 1950s! Kind of makes sense, in a way, doesn’t it? 

blackcatcuddles replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

"Fried onion burgers" its fried onions. On a burger. How it it special??? Is that specifically an Oklahoma thing? Does no other state fry onions for burgers?

I assumed from the photo the onions were somehow embedded in the burger after being fried, like a smashburger was smashed ONTO them. 

bluedancingkittykat reblogged your link and added:

Hot Dish is delicious how dare u

I mean, it’s delicious, sure, but it’s a bit heavy in the gut. 

storyhoard replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

maryland's gotta be crab cakes and fries with old bay on em. probably old bay on the crab too.

I feel like Maryland’s should really just be “old bay snorted straight from the tin”. 

thewittiestpartition replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

Nashville hot chicken was just made up to give the state "a food" says my Nashville peeps.

I mean, if you lean in hard enough, that ceases to matter. I invented the Gary Style hot dog to bring more tourists to Gary, Indiana. It hasn’t worked, but I remain loyal to the idea. 

mustanglegends replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

Hot dogs are what Georgia's known for (particularly from the Varsity).

This I would never have guessed! And now I know where to go if I’m ever in Atlanta. 

perkigothii-geekius replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

Dungeness crab my seattleite ass, smoked salmon is what you want in WA

I think the idea there is that crab doesn’t travel as well as smoked salmon, which you can get pretty much anywhere because smoking preserves it. But honestly if given the choice I would prefer smoked salmon. 

nemathia replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

When my fam moved away from WV, I was so bewildered about the lack of pepperoni rolls, anywhere. I had to make my own lol

I had never had one until my first visit to Pittsburgh, and now it’s not a real visit to PGH without one. 

eletaniia replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

After 10 years and probably hundreds of burritos, I believe that is the correct answer for California. Sushi is too ... urban? but you can get a solid burrito just about anywhere. Georgia should indeed be pecan pie as someone else already noted.

That’s the thing, though, you can get a solid burrito anywhere, including many places outside California. That said, the same is true of sushi, so I withdraw that suggestion. I think really we need to hunker down and consider what you can only get in California or what you can only get the BEST of in California.

The answer might be sourdough. Or extra-strong weed edibles. 

tonyystarks replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

This list is homophobic for having so much shellfish on it because I, a gay, am allergic to shellfish

I have bad news for you about the entire east coast of America, my homosexual friend. 

junietwohundred replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

You eat the Coney at American (NOT LAFAYETTE) and then walk 10 minutes to the new Buddy's and get the pizza. Mischief managed.

I know I’m old because I love this idea even as I’m horrified at the heartburn this will inspire. 

dignitywhatdignity replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

Sam, you said Sheetz when you meant Wawa.

I SAID WHAT I SAID. (I like Wawa too, mind you, but Sheetz is a different, almost psychedelic level of food.) 

zephyrmacabee replied to your link “Blue crabs and Cuban sandwiches: The one food you should try in each...”

You can make your own sugar on snow.

I always thought you had to have maple sap that hadn’t yet boiled down into syrup...

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