Mar 27, 2021
Is it SO much to ask for a Darksiders movie about the Four Horsemen meeting a human and going on a long road trip across the continent to save the world or something?
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Death [suddenly lurches out of his seat] “WE HAVE TO TURN THIS CONTRAPTION AROUND!”
Strife: “C’mon, our singing isn’t that bad.”
Death: NO! WE LEFT WAR BACK AT THE SERVICE STATION!
Fury [monotone]: Oh no.
Strife: “HE WAS IN CHARGE OF ALL OUR SNACKS! TURN AROUND!
[illegal u-turn]
#sketchy sketch#doodle#darksiders#four horsemen#human#reader#All the way it's cheesy songs from the 2000's#Strife loves human music#Maybe 'reluctant allies to friends to FAMILY?'#ugh hire me#War sits in the truck bed because he's too big and claustrophobic#OKAY SO PLOT#They're on a top secret mission and can't go galavanting off across Earth on Horseback#too conspicuous#they need to avoid drawing too much attention#so what do they do/#they rope a hapless human into their scheme who will help them stay 'mostly' discreet