#too wise

[personalized-plates]

TOO WISE

[rose-tinting]

“you’re quite taken with each other aren’t you”

*SWEATS*

[blockie]

word doesnt know zuweisbar is a word

[blueseamusings]

A lot of the things I've written about have been lessons. You can learn lessons the right way, you can learn lessons the hard way. But sometimes you learnt the lessons too late.

Taylor swift 

[lkhalill]

Lemm, we share air, we share the same planet. When you go to the beach you share the sea with thousands of other people and fishies under the sea. Everything is shared in this world. Everybody has a turn at something. This applies to pussy. You saying no to willing pussy is like saying no to the idea of sharing."

- My horrible friend and co-worker, Jen

[5copy]

I guess it's known that stupid people tend to think that other people are actually the stupid ones so whenever I see someone and I'm like "that person is stupid" then I'm like damn maybe I'm the stupid one but then I come to terms with it because I guess everyone is stupid like no one is that smart at absolutely everything that they can call someone else stupid because everyone is stupid at one thing or another and smart at one thing or another the only person that isn't stupid is the guy that invented the bendy straw i mean that was pretty genius like it's straw but it also bends so it's easier to drink your delicious beverage how do you even come up with that but anyway i guess what I'm trying to say is that everyone thinks everyone else is stupid but it's totally fine because everyone actually is stupid except for bendy straw guy

Popeska

[ughsammy]

why

is

anna

so

confusing