CEO of Cringe

I'm Zee I'm living rent free in your head and I'm getting crumbs... everywhere. pronouns: come back with a warrant. Stop asking about the Night Holes. Minors DNI.

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Yep yep. You can check my comm info on Google Docs if you want an idea of what you might end up with But basically whatever you drop into my Ko-fi here will determine what you end up with!

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These $5 chibi comms can be found on my Ko-fi

And I can be contacted on any of my socials/FA about this

:3

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my stupid toxic ex roommate did me a favor by removing himself from my life actually

I wish him the worst

hope he dies alone <3 bc no one deserves having to know him or deal with him <333

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My dog is acting like she's okay and doesn't have a fever btw I think she just ate something she shouldn't orz she's miserable cause she thinks she's being punished but I just can't wash the blankets fast enough bc they keep piling up

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my dog won't stop throwing up and I don't know what's causing it and I can't afford a vet I'm so fucking upset

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I'm at the point of just: Please just stop making New Laundry

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my controversial mtg opinion is that infinite combos are a crutch

if you need them to win it's a skill issue

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MTG modern gods

Rhonas: terrible sense of humor, just works out and parties. Hangs out with just about anyone but doesn’t say much beyond terrible puns. Hazoret: Does everything all the days, can’t stand holding still. Everything should be X-TREME. Plays all sports with Iroas and lets him win sometimes. Oketra: Volunteers at shelters for animals and the homeless when she’s not knitting or… rapping. Bontu: Fashion Queen. Better than you. But she’ll still try to help your hopeless unfashionable soul. Pharika is the only one who comes close, or so she says. Calls Athreos her private driver. Kefnut: Huge nerd. He’s a history teacher by day and by night he’s… super nerd! Owns more books than he’ll ever read. Kruphix tends to give him old library books.

Heliod: Writes awful poetry and argues on the internet. Kind of a pretentious know it all. Nylea: spends all her time at ren fairs and shooting ranges Thassa: professional swimmer and eco-terrorist Purphoros: he also hangs out at ren fairs, smithing. But he’s a mechanic too. Erberos: hangs out in cemeteries. It’s not weird. He works at a morgue.

Karametra: has her own farm of organic goods. Harasses people for life choices and is Vegan Ephara: She’s the mayor. Won’t stop increasing school funding and road repairs. Iroas: work out buddies with Rhonas. Plays sports with Hazoret. Sore loser. Don’t mention his twin to him. Mogis: shit talks his twin. Huge dick to everyone, he used to shove Kefnut in lockers. Hazoret used to hang with him but left. Phenax: he’s a lawyer. Atheros: vaguely unsettling taxi driver. Hangs out with Erebos. Tries to dress up for Bontu. Keranos: keeps coming up with weird inventions no one needs. Uses Purphoros as a sound board. Pharika: hangs with Bontu and Rhonas. She’s a successful doctor who raises snakes. Collects disease samples for some reason Kruphix: can’t stop learning. Librarian. Likes reading to little kids. Plays video games with Kefnut. Xenagos: wishes he could party with Rhonas. Says things like ‘I’m not racist I hate everyone equally’

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Okay thank you to the person who randomly liked this old post because the last one took me out, I know EXACTLY why I put that last line in (I was basing him on my shitty older brother who had him as a commander)

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my dog won't stop throwing up and I don't know what's causing it and I can't afford a vet I'm so fucking upset

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I got a big ol smooch from a dog and then he decided to not listen to his actual person in favor of following me around

[riebeckite]

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"you need to avoid getting wrinkles by Not Moving Your face or neck and sleeping a certain way!!!" I'm 32 and I don't have wrinkles despite doing nothing to prevent them

you'll be fine

wrinkles happen

they will happen to me someday and it will be fine aging happens

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AI sucks, support real artists

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there's something about someone never liking your art as an actual artist

who pretends to be super politically progressive

who didn't care that ai art was used for their birthday party aesthetic

like oh okay so you have enough rage and disapproval to be vaguely puritan but not enough to talk to the guy that went "I'll just use ai art I put Sooooo much work into the Prompt" got it. Cool.

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creatures

ft @werekaiju

[nyahgust]

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what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

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I FUCKING LOVE CATS OUTSIDE AOUGH HHHHAOUGHHHHHH GRRROOOAAARGGY GGRGRGGHHHRHGGHAHAOAOAOOGHHH GIVE THEM GIVE THEM TO *ME*

# CATS OUTSIDE

[suryp]

outside perfec t put for put cat in to p\lay! grass very Soft and Comfort cat sleep soundly put cat outside. Put cat outside. no problems ever outside because good food and space for kitty body and domesjtic behavior. Aoutside yes a place for a cat put cat outside can trust outside for giveing good love to cat. friend outside.

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I look at my dog and my heart smiles

so cozy and snuggled... oh to be a little dog allowed on the bed