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[the-hellblxzer]

“ guess i’m a glutton for punishment. ” -- @toofxstfool​

John looked across at the guy sitting at the next table inside the cafe. He may not have been entirely sure if the guy was talking to him, but he was willing to offer his two cents anyway. "So you ruminatin' on some existential crisis, or you just wonderin' why you came in here if yer tryin' ta lay off pastries." He himself had a coffee and a danish in front of him. Not something he had all the time, but the place did make some bloody good danishes. "If you wanna elaborate though, I'm all ears, mate." Taking a sip of his coffee, he added, "’Cause believe me, I know a hell o' a lot about bein' a glutton fer punishment."

[futurewonder]

‘  do  you  want  something  to  eat?  ’ // @toofxstfool

She hadn’t meant to stare. The last thing Yara wanted was to be rude, to make anyone uncomfortable. But walking by the restaurant, seeing people outside eating their meals... She couldn’t help but pause in her step and stare at one plate in particular. She didn’t realize she’d been caught until the man who was eating the food spoke to her.

Yara bristled immediately, eyes darting away from his plate and to his face. She flushed just a little, shifting. “No.” But as soon as the word was out, her stomach rumbled traitorously. “Maybe. What is that?”

[beastlygreenarchived]

" Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10." // @toofxstfool​

Gar rubbed his head, glowering at the target figure above him, rocking back and forth with the force of the changeling’s body. He’d come from the ceiling, in the form of a spider-monkey, changing back into his humanoid form at the last second and crashing into the dummy. It was weird, being able to go in and out of the T-Tower again. 

Even weirder, being back in the training room like they’d been when they were kids. “Would it have been a 10 if I had changed into a rhino or something?” Pouting from the floor, Gar held his hand out, knowing his former-teammate would help him up.

[bloodynecromancer]

@toofxstfool​

“Ugh, god...Do I have to do everything myself?”

One thing that was great about being a necromancer? River was able to use the dead to do his crimes for him. Sure...Most people wouldn’t miss skeleton figures marching mindlessly towards them with weapons in hand...But if he was going for a non-stealthy mission or something that needed a distraction? They were definitely useful tools for him to use. And sure...They might be someone’s grandma or whatever. But they were doing much more use to him above ground then they were six feet under, in River’s professional opinion.

However, if there was one thing River had learned they were not good with? It was dealing with speedsters. They had been mindlessly swinging their swords and knives towards the redhead who has been able to dodge and avoid them so far...But it was time for River to take control of the situation.

“I really hate to do this to you, man,” River said mockingly as he allowed himself to come out of the shadows, a bag full of jewels and other valuable possessions slung over his shoulder. “But play time is over.” River said before grunting as he suddenly threw his hand out, a sai soaring towards where he assumed the speedster would be running towards. The skeletons didn’t have the ability to try to predict movement...Thankfully though, River was a lot smarter than the dumb ass skeletons he currently controlled.

[agenthamburger]

“ i have a bad feeling about this. ”

@toofxstfool

Sharon could hear something in the gutter, a strange gurgling sound that made her want to investigate what it was — but the fact that it was, well, in the sewer, gave her pause. The last thing she really wanted to do was start sifting around in the dirt down there just to see if she could find out if there were lizard people living under the streets of New York City. (But she was so tempted.) Rounding the corner towards a spot that she knew had accessible port, she saw someone else there, standing over the open tunnel.

Approaching from the side, Sharon leaned towards the open hole and glanced down in the darkness. I have a bad feeling about this. He had a bad one and Sharon felt alive. Like something interesting might be at the bottom. An adventure. Hopefully, something exciting. “Did you hear that too?” Another gurgle. “There’s no way there is a secret lizard society down there, right?” Tony would have found it first. “What to check it out?”