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This horse deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than anyone else. Watch carefully or you’ll miss the best part!

Good horsey...took his dump right in front of the unfit duo leading America down a long road to hell.

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Back to cutting carbs again. Packed up all the stuff that tempts me and put it downstairs, because I hate to throw out food and I still have a tough time decending stairs since knee surg. Speaking of my knees, saw a dr for 2nd opinion on them, she ordered standing xrays that show *both my knees are bone on bone* 😭 Hence, the revived urgency in dropping some tonnage. I can't do what I used to do to lose it now so if I get on here and bitch I preemtively ask for your understanding. I just hope I can keep from having a "Towanda" moment. The sugar has really suppressed some rage😳 OH! and get this, I drop my laptop off at a refurb restoration place and the guy goes to plug it in and asks me if I'm the praying type, I said I am at the moment and laughed...he proceeded to start praying out loud- pleading the blood of Jeeezus over this laptop and hard drive...then he plugged her in and womp womp-nothing, it was all I could do to not laugh out loud. I guess Jeezus blood isn't effective over laptops belonging to heathens😂 Ok, back to studying for my Philosophy Ethics class...midterm in a few days, I'm scared😬