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[kkoraki]

hehehe crab

i love you so muhc

[kkoraki]

tooprettyforpants replied to your post: my latest escapades ft. supportive sister

POST PICTURES I WANNA SEE

i’m telling you... only if it turns out good. i’m too vain to show myself failing

[kkoraki]

Fanfic ask meme: 3, 4, 32, 41

fanfiction asks!

3. Favorite fandom?

To read fic in, currently: …uh, Les Mis, actually. *shifty eyes* Now that I’ve been through the FMA backlog, most of the only good recent content in FMA fandom is from people I already know - I’m not interested in 95% of what’s coming out of it now. And Steven Universe has much better art than fanfic so I don’t really even look there. 

Of all time: Harry Potter, just because of the sheer volume of content. Pirates of the Caribbean had a lot of good non-shippy stuff too.

4. Favorite pairing?

To read fic about, currently: lmao, Valvert. And Will/Hannibal. And Pharmercy (one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong~~)

Ever: iirc Jack/Norrington/Elizabeth in PotC fandom had a very high quality:content ratio

32. Favorite AU tropes?

Canon divergence, groundhog day loops, Temeraire fusions, fairy tales, daemons, everyone-is-an-animal (mandatory rec for this XMFC everyone-is-a-bird AU), full-cast rule 63, soulmate tattoos (of the first-words-your-soulmate-says-to-you variety, I don’t like the timers thing and usually don’t like the names thing either unless there’s something weird going on with the pairing names-wise, like one of them going by a different name/changing their name/not having a name)

41. Favorite fluffy tropes?

Hugging/cuddling/snuggling. Kissing. Hand-holding. People cooking and eating food together. Domesticity in general. Happy families. Developing friendships. Adopting a pet. Holiday fic if it’s not too saccharine and makes sense in-universe (i.e. don’t write about Christmas if the universe doesn’t have Christmas or the characters aren’t culturally Christian). 

[kkoraki]

can i reblog your bible fandom post cause like I was expecting great things from you on that but that was GREAT

pfffffft, go for it

[kkoraki]

Okay I want you to do the character ask thing (002, I think) about Simon Peter (is it sacrilegious to call him a character?)

lmao. Peter really was kid!me’s favorite Biblical character along with David, Joab, Rahab, Martha, and Deborah. Perks of being an early reader in a really Christian household: the Bible is the only action-adventure story you can immediately get your hands on! (and nahhh, calling him a character isn’t sacrilegious...kid!me’s shipping habits though...)

Disclaimer: I haven’t read the Bible in whole like it was an actual novel since I was maybe 10ish - that’s when they start forcing you to “READ ROMANS!!” - so if I remember any of the ~canon~ wrong, well, oops. But yeah all of the following opinions are straight out of my 6-to-10-year-old heart. Warning for intense Peter/Jesus feelz.

How I feel about this character: He’s such a person. He gets angry and upset and tries to order Jesus around all the time (the “get behind me Satan” moment, “you’ll never wash MY feet!!! the horror!!!! you’re too amazing to do that”). And then when everyone’s all up on the mountain and Moses and Elijah’s ghosts come to hang out with Jesus he’s the one who has the dork moment and is like “HEY JESUS LET’S BUILD A TENT FOR THEM” while James and John have enough good sense to keep their mouths shut. He’s such an idiot and an asshole, without being a bad person. And he walked on water because he had so much faith! But then he looked down and got afraid, like any reasonable person would do, and he started to drown and he was so scared but then Jesus saved him. ;______; Also, oh oh oh no, oh no, he betrays Jesus three times and then feels bad about it, and my family had this awful super-dramatic life of Jesus movie (made in the 70s, I don’t know what it was called but I think it was literally something like The Jesus Movie) and there was this moment after that happened where Peter’s freaking out and captive Jesus like...makes melodramatic eye contact with him across the courtyard and Peter runs away to sob in the bathroom and that hurt little!me’s heart so much. And we had this Bible book, ostensibly for children, that had these details at the end about what supposedly happened to the disciples after the part the Bible says and PETER GOT CRUCIFIED but he asked to be crucified upside down because he wasn’t worthy to die the same way Jesus did. Which in retrospect sounds sort of ridiculous, but wow...if dramatic Jesus movie hurt my fragile child heart, THAT knowledge pretty much just destroyed it. Peter. Peter noooo.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Jesus. THEY HAVE A CANONICAL DECLARATION OF LOVE which, I am not kidding, child!me would go and reread over and over for the ~feels~. (I’m talking about the “do you love me”/”feed my sheep” thingy at the end of one of the gospels ;____;)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Peter/Andrew. Peter/all the disciples (and all the other disciples with each other) are collectively the ultimate brotp of western society, though, I think. I also feel like Peter and Martha would like hanging out but that’s probably just because I like them best. Gosh I love Martha, I always sympathized with older siblings who were demonized for trying to be practical :(

My unpopular opinion about this character: probably shipping him with Jesus? I feel like that wouldn’t go over well with...most other people who care about Simon Peter...

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: well I wish he wasn’t canonically married because that’s dumb. We could have at least met his wife if he was going to be canonically married. I bet she was cool. Gospel writers done dropped the ball >:(

my OTP: Jesus/Peter. Which I actually still have residual feelings about. The creepy thing is that they tick the same boxes my other important OTPs in other fandoms do, thus proving I have a really specific relationship type involving...redemption, unhealthy power dynamics, defying The Man together, ambiguous 10+ year age differences, and people being busted out of prison... D: I feel like this probably says something problematic about my psychological makeup but idk what

my cross over ship: um. I don’t think I have one. Better make one up. Uh...when I was little I also liked reading The Hobbit and Thorin was my favorite character so let’s just go with Peter/Thorin. I don’t even know how that would work and don’t really want to. But there you go, Peter/Thorin.

a headcanon fact: Peter isn’t actually married. That was a mistranslation. The sick woman was his mom. The end.

[kkoraki]

tagged by @tooprettyforpants!

birthday: November 12


gender: feeemale


relationship status: nonexistent


zodiac sign: Scorpio


siblings: two younger sisters, two younger brothers

favorite color: gray if that counts as a color, dark forest green if not

wake-up and sleep times: sometime from 11 PM to 3 AM and sometime from 8 AM to 12 PM, usually


lemonade or iced tea: iced tea


coke or pepsi: coke


day or night: night


text or call: text

makeup or natural: no makeup, all I even own is chapstick and concealer, but calling myself “natural” because no makeup makes me feel like a not-like-other-girls-ing asshole and isn’t “natural” a style of makeup anyways? idk


met a celebrity: nope


smile or eyes: eyes


light or dark hair: dark

shorter or taller: shorter


intelligence or attraction: both in moderation


chapstick or lipstick: chapstick, my lips would have withered away and dropped off like creepy autumn leaves by now without that stuff


city or country: country, but I concur, good suburbs are the best of both worlds

tagging nobody because I just decided I’ve typed enough today D: but you can be tagged if you want to be

[kkoraki]

CHICKEN POST

AS YOU WILL SEE it is right here as of a couple of minutes ago

I made it extra long just for you

[imlearninglanguages]

Congrats on your English C2! I know you were saying it was just chance, but I'm a native English speaker, and I had to google what "give up the ghost" means, so obviously you're quite good haha

I had already found those idioms in books or movies, otherwise I’m sure I would have never got them right! But thank you! ☺️