Can you imagine Telemachus going to wake up his mom the day after his dad gets home?
The sun rose later than normal so that was already weird enough, but oh well, the sea was fucked up the other day so maybe this shit just HAPPENS when his dad’s around.
Athena showed up while he was waking and was like “Surprise I’m back ignore the fucked up look I got going on that we didn’t address the other day, how are you after yesterday’s slaughter?” And he has no clue how to respond to that.
So he just walks to his mom’s room-his PARENT’S room and is about to knock on the door when he hears a high pitched moan and thinks “Oh shit are they-? I never needed to hear my mom make that sound”
And then he hears that noise again but it’s mixed with a strained “Penelope” and all of a sudden he knows that the moan from two seconds ago was his dad who just murdered 100 or so people yesterday, and now he sounds like he’s being fucked within an inch of his life, and he doesn’t know how he feels about that.
Not only did Telemachus gain a dad, and not have to worry about the suitors anymore, but he also (against his will) found out his dad is a bottom.