#top problems

[devildemondoll]

The thing about being a top is I can’t have claws fml

[theminorityegg]

I need someone to teach me how to bottom. I want to get dicked down too sometimes :(

[puppyboytips]

Sometimes being a masc top makes me feel a little out of place from my other gay friends so I’ve making an effort to fit in with the group by pretending to drive like shit.

[muunkitti]

FUCKKK I FORGOT TO TAKE MY TBLOCKERS AND MY BALLS HURTTTTT GRAAAAAAAH

[thembocoles]

Wife and adult son are going to MCR Friday and leaves me free for activities.

But no one to pal around with. Sigh.

Dating app failing me. And I refuse to use tinder or Grindr.

Ya girl is pressed.

[zensationalderg]

Melting is okay but I can't fuck a puddle!

Get up!

[chibi-oneiros]

BRB going to Old Navy....

[nevermind-illdoit]

Y’all, my Gay Ass ™️ saw this and was immediately convinced this was a photo of two lesbians and a jealous heterosexual.

No, I did not read the words, I’m a top, I can’t read.