Tord X reader whos super cute looking, and super nice, but is actually extremely dangerous?? :D
Hello everyone I have returned!! thank you all for the kind messages and support! I've decided for my return I owe you guys something, so I've decided to make this a bit longer than expected! I've also translate the Norwegian in the story to make it easier for any non Norwegian speakers. :] enjoy the story with part 2 coming soon!!!
warning; cursing
part 2.-------------------
You very much are an adorable little thing and you yourself knew that. cute eyes, face, cute smile. Your friends and family had loved you dearly, but no one loved you as dearly as your boyfriend Tord. Not only was he aware of your absolute adorableness, but he also knew that you are very dangerous. So with this he nicknamed you his "cute but deadly" weapon.
Tord would gush and gush about you to the others with pure hearts in his eyes literally floating in his train of thought with you. sharing about how you are in general and how you dress are all cute. but he mentions how you're also very skilled in combat and that you could and have kicked his ass in a fight when you both used to be in the red army.
Edd just gave him a genuine smile listening to Tord gush and praise his partner. Matt was smiling, getting excited and was actually asking questions about you wanting to know how you dressed, where you shopped, and if you and he could go shopping together for some clothes, to which Tord answered his questions and requests. Tom, not wanting to believe Tord, just gave an unamused look, sipping some alcohol out of his flask.
"You can actually pull bitches? not just pixel one's, and she can fight? sounds like your love war game you play.`` Tom says in a struggle not to not laugh. In a few seconds he fails, being thrown into a huge fit of laughter. Tord immediately turned to Tom with a smug look.
"she would kick your ass if she heard you say that" he finishes, looking at tom.
"I'd like to see if she's even real first commie" Tom spits out at Tord with a bored yet sour look.
"oh you will tom, just you wait" Tord says with such a huge smug look on his face. Tom scoffs and leaves the room while a short amount of silence is through the room.
Thank Matt for being Matt because he just keeps asking questions and thus reliving Tord's heart eyes and experience on cloud 9.
A bit of time passes by with the boys in their shared house with Tom constantly just teasing Tord for his 'oh so strong girlfriend' who is actually REAL.
Tord appreciates Matt telling him that he believes him and that he knows he's telling the truth.
(Tord and matt are besties alr i like the idea-)
He ends up just going to his room shooting you a message to call him when you're done with your work.
He patiently waits while laying on his bed turning on an anime or something.
a vibration starts with his gummy bear ringtone behind his laptop.
He shoots up grab's his phone then proceeds to lay on his stomach and kick his feet back and forth answering the facetime invite with a smile excited to see your face.
"hey hun! What's the matter? what did you wanna talk about?" you ask your boyfriend.
"I was just wondering when you're free? Tom keeps saying shit that you aren't real." he says resting his phone on his screen and holding his face up with his hands pouting. even his 'horns' looked like they fell in a way.
You place your phone down on your kitchen counter while taking off your jacket on the counter then grabbing your phone and bringing it to your office room setting it down.
"where is this going hun? you finally inviting me over to 'the boys" house" you ask him giggling while writing stuff down.
"I can take care of myself Tord, you know this. I didn't train with you in the red army for nothing." you look at him seriously.
"no it's not like they want to hurt you, I know they won't, especially matt haha." Tord tells you laughing a bit
"I just want tom to stop with his she isn't real shit, its annoying. So I was wondering if you would like to meet them for the first time? Matts has been dying to shop with you and play dress up, and edd heard you liked to draw and wanted to see some of your works as well" Tord says laying on his back then looking back at you rolling his eyes bringing up matt.
"awww my Tordie is finally inviting me to see his friend's" you coo at him while leaning towards the camera with a loving smile, soon bringing him to smile at you with such adoration once again.
"yes i do min kjærlighet, i miss you dearly" tord says looking at you with a dumb love struck smile. [my love]
you sigh "alright hun i'll take a trip over there at around hmmm, how about i show up at 5:00?" you ask him?
"That sounds perfect, my love!" tord yells
"Alright hun, it's 11 and i have to go get ready to hang out with you guys so let's head to sleep" you explain yawning and smiling at him.
"of course min kjærlighet, goodnight." you say about to close the call [mylove]
"Wait!!" Tord exclaims you hold and pull away from the end call button
"hmm?"
"make sure that if the blue hoodie one opens the door, absolutely demolish his ass and hold his ass down. and maybe tell him "how real is that for you Jehovah?" or something like that'' Tord asks
you look at him funny.
"sure I guess hun but I'm not saying that dumb name you use for him"
"Awww! Come on, my love please!"
"No Tord! I am not making your friends hate me in the span of 30 seconds!"
"fine! Goodnight, jeg elsker deg sov godt min kjære, I'm excited to see you tomorrow" he says blowing a kiss with you doing the same and you both hang up. [i love you sleep well my love]
he sighs and smiles while laying on his back smiling at the ceiling until he heard a faint voice outside his door before his face turned in a sour scrowl
"Done talking to that 'Real girl' Tord HA" Tom's muffled voice says before hollering in a fit of laughter before a smack and an "ow!" from the man laughing. which sends a smile to his face.
Tord soon gets up then does his nightly routine, gets under his covers and falls asleep excited t see you in the afternoon.
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part 2.











