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Toronshi: I’d be more nervous if I wasn’t so good-looking.

Creighton: I know you’re making jokes about how attractive you are to hide your sadness.

Toronshi, sobbing: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack!

Creighton: Toronshi, are you making a pass? Why do you always do this? Stop hitting on people!

Toronshi: But life is short, and I am handsome and French.

Toronshi: The first rule of Club Club is that we are not Fight Club.

Toronshi: The second rule is that if you're a HOT LADY you have to have sex with me.

Arave:

Toronshi: And then there's a bunch of rules and restrictions that they've just now been because of the lawsuits based on that second rule.

Creighton, pressing Toronshi's head between two slices of bread: What are you?

Toronshi: A snack.

Creighton: NO.

Arave: I love you guys. This team is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Toronshi: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Arave: Yes.

Toronshi: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Toronshi: Am I cool or what?

Creighton: What.

Toronshi: I said, am I cool or-

Creighton: Yeah, I heard you.

Toronshi: Please sign here.

Arave: What’s that? A marriage certificate?

Toronshi: No, your suspension letter.

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