twins! fratjo (gojo) x f!reader x nerdjo (satoru) at an outing!
Synopsis: Shoko plans a trip, which the twins generously offer to host at their parents’ lake house. Scenic views, clean waters, and breezy plains—the place’s got it all. Split into 5 activities, Shoko really planned it out: Private onsen, drinking games, skinny dipping (no smut), cooking, movies and board games? This was going to be a fun weekend.
Inspo: @/sixxels fratjo x reader x nerdjo
⚠️: Fluff, crack, fighting, cursing, LOOSELY MIYA TWINS dynamics (fratjo = Atsumu, nerdjo = Osamu), less plot more shenanigans, college au, petnames, weird fic cz I’m a weirdo, suggestive (?), NO incest, the whole group is flirty with each other, horny everyone, a little bit of reader x everyone, idek what kind of kink this is
Annoying, cocky, stupidly rich, and ridiculously handsome—the only way to describe the “honored” twins. Gojo: the athletic one, and Satoru: the nerdy one. One white-haired man was already enough but two? Fuck. They drove you absolutely crazy.
You, Shoko, Yuki, Gojo, Satoru, Suguru, Sukuna, Choso, Toji, and Nanami—a weird combination of people but a large friend group that works. University’s been kicking all your asses; however, that didn’t stop the twins from constantly being around you.
“Hi, angel…” Satoru greets sweetly as he wraps his arms around you from behind.
His words came to you as a shock in the crowded hall. If his scent hadn’t hit your nose first, you would’ve thought he was a creep!
“Satoru—” you gasped softly.
“Princess!” A booming voice called from the other side of the halls.
Like a kid on Christmas day, Gojo happily came over to hug you—stealing you from his Digimon-loving, bespectacled, loser brother (his words).
He kissed your cheek as he pulled you into his chest, lifting you off your feet.
“Are ya coming this weekend? It’s going to be at my parents’ lake house!” Gojo proudly announced.
Satoru huffed and spoke up. “They’re my parents too, genius.” Voice, dripping with sarcasm as he hit his twin on the back of his head. The action, earned a pout from Gojo as he placed you back on the floor, helping you keep your balance before letting go.
“So, princess, are ya?” He asked again.
You looked at the hopeful twins in the eyes, not knowing how to reject the invitation. Unfortunately, you were just too busy with schoolwork.
“What? Don’t tell me you won’t go!” Gojo cut you off while his hands flew to your arms with a steady grip.
Satoru sighed and put his palm on his brother’s wrist to get him to loosen his grip, “you didn’t even let her finish, jackass.”
Gojo rolled his eyes in response then looked back at you, waiting for your answer.
“I can’t…” you whispered.
“Well—I have finals in two weeks so—”
“That’s basically a month away!” Again, Gojo cut you off.
But Satoru offered a solution, “I’ll help you study.” He spoke, calm, cool, collected.
“What?” You confirmed. He’s offered to help you many times before, but you knew he was busier than you were. He was Satoru—smart, thoughtful, SMART Satoru.
“I’ll help you study.” He repeated.
“Really.” He reassured. “Why do you sound so surprised?”
“I don’t.” You spoke too quickly.
Satoru smirked in response. “Oh really?”
Gojo raised his hands in surrender, turning the attention back to him. ‘Cause god forbid your attention would belong to another man—much less his dorky twin.
“Well, enough of that. So you’ll go, right, princess?” Gojo asked.
“Mhm… okay…” you hesitantly agreed. Maybe they really just wanted to hang out, right? Besides, it should be fun, right?
The trip begun Friday afternoon, in the sleek dark vehicle, reminiscent of a small skoolie they “borrowed” from their parents. Shoko was the first person the twins picked up then you followed, after was the rest of the gang.
Their fights were small and stupid. From arguing about who opens the door for you, Satoru supporting his stance by pointing out the fact that Gojo was driving to arguing about where you’re supposed to sit.
Despite the arguments, you were all having a great time. The twins quarreled all the time. It was part of the script.
“Oh, do you guys wanna try the private onsen later?” Yuki asks with a wide smile.
Choso’s ears turned red at the thought.
“You sound like such a perv’, Yuki!” Shoko laughs and so does the group.
“Come on! It won’t be that bad, no? Pretty sure the twins got bricked up just thinking ‘bout it.” Yuki teased. “And look at Cho’.”
“Did not!” Satoru defended. “Right…” Choso added.
“Ohohoh, did to!” Suguru taunted.
“You weren’t even part of this!” Gojo huffed as he kept his eyes on the road.
Everyone burst into laughter, ignoring Gojo and Satoru’s defense as well as Choso’s agreement to which the three huffed.
“I also have some sake we could drink!” Yuki added.
“Oooh, our parents have fancy wine there, we could mix drinks.” Satoru replied.
“Oh! Suguru’s good at that, no?” You interjected, and Suguru nodded.
“He always mixes the drinks at the frat house.” Gojo chided.
You smile sweetly at Suguru, which throws Satoru’s moxie off.
“So, private onsen and mixed drinks, yeah?” Yuki confirmed.
“I’m down.” Sukuna spoke to which you nodded with a smile.
The rest of the group agreed.
“I have lots more planned, okay, dipshits?” Shoko spoke. “We’ll make the most of this weekend!”
After a few hours, you arrived at the lake house, around 5PM. Approximately 2 hours since you left Tokyo. The place was homey, traditional yet modern—beautiful yet humble.
“Woah…” you muttered to yourself as you looked up at the kawara tiles.
“Pretty, no?” Gojo spoke from behind you as he held some of the items from the back.
“Just like you…” he whispered in your ear, immediately walking away with a smirk.
You stood there, red. God, he was such a menace.
A few moments later, he came back to get more of the stuff in the back to take inside.
“Still here, cupcake?” He teased.
“No problem, I’ll take you inside while I bring Yuki’s bag in, ‘kay?”
Before you could react further, Gojo lifted you up. Instinctively, you wrapped your arms around his neck. “So cute…” he whispered as he kissed your cheek, turning you redder.
He placed you down inside the genkan. There awaited Satoru with a scowl. “No fuckin’ fair. You were just supposed to get the bags with Toj’”
Gojo shrugged, “Got something better, no?” He taunted. “Guess it really takes a genius.”
Satoru scoffed, but you ignored it. They were starting a stupid fight again.
Everyone gathered by the open area where Shoko stood.
“Right!” She clapped thrice to get everyone’s attention. “The lake house has 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, and 1 private onsen—well as private as it can be. It’s outside, just blocked off with rocks.”
“So two people per room then?” Nanami asked.
“Precisely. Y/N and I in one room, Yuki and Choso in another, Satoru and Gojo, Sukuna and Toji, lastly Suguru and Nanami.” She explained.
The twins cordially raised their hand.
Gojo spoke first, “why do you get to be with Y/N?”
“Oh, that’s an easy one. Because she’s my best friend.” She answered calmly. “Next, Satoru.”
“Can I room with Y/N?” He asks.
“Oooh, another easy one, no.” Shoko grins. “Any other questions?”
“Can you please find a way to get Satoru and Gojo to shut the fuck up!” He sighed.
Shoko put on a dramatic sigh, “unfortunately not…”
“Unfortunate?” Gojo gasped as if he had been stabbed. “You ungrateful assholes!”
“Except you, baby girl!” He said, winking at you.
“Barf.” Toji teased. “Don’t ya get sick of it, sweets?” The dark-haired man with muscles for days asked you.
“Tired? Of what?” You asked, tone polite.
“The twins. Looks like ya need a real man, no?” Toji rasped as everyone else watched the exchange.
“Yeah, like me.” Yuki interrupted, which made Toji scowl.
“Pervert.” Yuki rebuffed, and you giggled.
“Alright, alright! Enough perverseness. First on this afternoon’s agenda is onsen! So shower in your rooms first then head downstairs. I’ll prepare the bath.” Like little kids, everyone followed.
You were first to shower in your room since Shoko focused on preparing the water.
After washing your body, you dried yourself and covered up with a towel. You placed some items to slip into later in a waterproof container, then went out to the rest of the group to wait for the bath.
You didn’t miss the way Satoru looked at you and quickly shied away. So you teased.
“What’s wrong ‘Toru?” You asked, feigning innocence.
“Nothing.” He spoke as the color of his cheeks and ears betrayed him.
“Mhm, right.” You replied as you pinched the tip of his ear. “‘s that why your ear’s red?”
Activity #1: Private Onsen Gossip!
First to slip in the private hot springs was Toji, desperate to get in some relaxation time before going back to his role not only as a cadet colonel, but also a frat senior.
The rest of the group followed after Toji.
In the bath, Yuki started the conversation. “Did you know, Mei Mei went back to her shitty ass ex?”
“What the hell?!” You ask in frustration.
“Naoya?” Toji reacted after.
“The guy who spat insults at Y/N?” Sukuna asked.
“Yup, that guy.” Yuki responded. “Apparently she missed him, which is why she went back. Begged even.”
“So fucking stupid.” You scoffed.
“Oh and I heard a freshman even tried to hit him up.” Shoko interjected.
“Seriously?!” You spoke in disbelief.
“I don’t get the hype around him.” Gojo scoffed.
“Right, he barely listens in class, and he can’t even pass for the life of him. There’s no future with that guy.” Satoru added.
“Isn’t he your cousin, Toj’?” Sukuna asked.
“Yeah, that fucking dipshit’s got the whole family wrapped around his finger.” He scoffed.
“Oh, shit, did ya know he almost fucked one of our cousins??” Toji added as he broke out in boisterous laughter.
“What the hell??” The group found the ordeal hilarious. They—including you, shared a mutual hatred for the bottle blond manchild.
Activity #2: Drinking Games!
After bathing, the group decided to play Do or Drink. You all gathered around the living room before a fireplace. Maybe your horny asses would start to act normally after a round—or not.
This was the fourth round, and you’ve used up almost all the cards. Not a single person was drunk.
Yeah, collectively, the group’s taken a shot 6 or 7 times. BUT that wasn’t even enough for a shot per person.
So far, you’ve gotten tame cards. The wildest card you got was: “kiss the person to your right like it’s the first time,” so you kissed Satoru senseless, your palm on his chest as you pulled away chastely. It was never more sexual than that.
You pulled a card that read, “put on a blindfold and slow dance with a player; can you guess who it is by touch alone?”
“Boo!! You always get such lame cards!” Gojo huffed with a pout. He thought you’d be giving him a blowjob by now!
Toji laughed, “Ya just don’t know how to use the cards wisely, dumbass.”
You rolled your eyes and accepted the challenge, “Blindfold me, but if I guess right, the person that dances with me has to drink 4 shots!” You spoke enthusiastically, which earned a few “oooohs.”
As you lost your sense of sight, Shoko’s hand led you to the side of the room. You heard whispers and shuffling from the group. The loudest voice was Toji’s. Dark, brooding, muscular—Toji Zen’in.
“Right then, your prince charming is up!” Shoko giggled as he looked the man in the eye, giving you away like a daughter on her wedding day.
Someone from the couch played music—annoyingly fast paced yet classical.
One hand of his went to your waist while the other held your own. You “slow” danced for a few seconds before he started guiding your hand towards his body.
First was his chest, the planes were smooth and soft, like he had a toned physique under a figure-hugging top. Then it went lower, towards his abdomen, 6 buns, hard as a rock. The moment it went lower than that, you pulled away and spoke with a smile, “Gojo?”
To your surprise, it wasn’t Gojo—it was his twin brother, Satoru. “Satoru?!” You laugh in disbelief. “I told ya she’d think it was you!” Toji laughed as he pointed at Gojo.
“‘Guess you have to drink 4 shots, huh?” Satoru chuckled.
“Nope, no way! That was never the deal.”
“Come on, angel, it’s only fair, no?” He cooed.
“Oh, um.. okay..” no push back. Never pushing back—you, his sweet girl.
Yuki laid out 4 shots for you to take, but before you drank, Gojo spoke. “Why’d you even think it was me, princess?” He pouts.
“Well.. I thought no one else would make me touch lower than I had to..” You answered truthfully. “Plus, I was more than positive you’d fight for the right to dance with me.” You guilt-tripped.
“Told ya.” Toji teased, which made Gojo shove his face away.
Eventually, you finished all four shots, which left you hammered for the rest of the night. You settled in on Gojo’s lap, ready to sleep the effects of the alcohol off.
Barely a word was processed in your mind. All you could remember was a bit more laughing and a bit more playing.
Yuki and Gojo took off their shirt—Choso probably came on sight. Toji gave Sukuna a lap dance. Shoko gave Suguru a hickey on his collar. Nanami spanked Satoru.
After that came a whole lot of drinking.
The game was fucking weird when you played it with horny college kids, who don’t want to back down.
Activity #3: Skinny Dipping!
No one even made it to their room last night. Everyone was either sleeping on the floor or on the couch. You were sleeping peacefully on top of Gojo, wrapped in a cozy blanket.
“Rise and shine, losers!” Shoko yelled as she banged two pans into each other. “Let’s head out to the lake!”
“Ya need to get over those hangovers to make the most of this weekend!” She added.
As if orchestrated, a collective groan erupted. “In the lake?” Toji moaned.
“Yep, quit your bitchin’ we’re going skinny dipping in the freezing lake!” She announced eagerly.
“She’s wayyyyy too energetic.” Yuki whined but followed anyway, waking Choso up gently. “Get up Cho’” She whispered.
Gojo tapped you a few times then placed his hands on your face. “Wake up, baby…”
“Ohohoho? Is the Gojo all soft for his baby girl?” Sukuna teased. No matter what state he’s in, he always has the time to taunt Gojo. It’s one of the joys of his life! Sukuna earned a daunting glare from Gojo.
As you started to rise, Satoru was by your side, handing you water as Gojo helped you sit up. You drink from the cup before mumbling a soft, “Thank you.”
The blanket fell from your shoulders, revealing your tired form. “You’re so cute in the mornings, angel..” Satoru spoke softly.
“I think—” before Gojo could interject, Satoru said. “You think?”
“Oooh! Burn!” Sukuna sarcastically jeered.
“Hey! Lake. Now!” Shoko yelled from outside, which semi-sobered you all up.
You rub your eyes as Gojo helps you regain your balance. Fuck, you were so hungover. Almost immediately, you fell onto Gojo.
“Woah, woah, I got ya…” he whispered as his hands held you up. “You’re okay…”
You all gathered at the lake to sober up. It was like one big ice bath. “There’s no fuckin’ way I’m dipping my junk in this!” Sukuna scoffed to which Shoko glared.
“Jeez, fine, woman!” He huffed in response, taking off his clothes and slowly submerging himself into the water.
“How is it ‘Kuna?” You ask sleepily, rubbing your eyes again.
“Why don’t ya try?” He quickly replied before grabbing your wrist and pulling you into the water. It was absolutely freezing!
“What? You wanted to know, right?” He teased as he pulled you in.
Your body trembled. How the hell did he seem so fine naked while you were fully clothed, wearing pajamas?!
“I hate you.” You huffed.
“Sure, whatever.” He replied in that annoyingly nonchalant tone.
A few moments later, everyone else followed. You even stripped, placing your wet clothes by the shore. By this point, your nipples were so hard it hurt. And unfortunately, it didn’t go unnoticed by Gojo and Satoru.
“Seems like ya need to be sucked off, princess.” Gojo spoke with undying charms. He then earned a smack on the back of his head from Satoru.
“What the hell? Don’t hate me ‘cause you didn’t think of it first, asshole.” He spat.
“You were being a pervert, dumbass!” His twin started.
“No time for rumbling, who the hell is going to keep me warm enough?!” You crossed your arms.
“Me!” The twins eagerly yelled simultaneously.
You sighed as they continued with their fight. Eventually, Yuki came over and hugged you from behind, her perky chest pressing against your back. “I’ll keep you warm, babe.” She spoke in that sultry tone that blurred the lines.
“Thank you…” you murmured.
“Of course.” She smiled sweetly as she hugged you tighter. Her actions turned you impossibly red. Were you supposed to face her? But then your nipples would touch… decisions, decisions.
Activity #4 Cooking Mama!
After sobering up, you all dried up, cleaned, and started firing the grill to cook an absolute lunch feast!
Gojo and Sukuna started with the meat while you, Satoru, and Nanami started baking a soufflé-style cheesecake. Shoko and Toji were preparing a meaty tomato paste viand while Yuki and Choso prepared the dining area overlooking the lake.
“Satoru, don’t you have a stand mixer?” You whined as your hands got tired of mixing the ingredients.
Satoru chuckled and wrapped his arms from behind you, gently putting his hands over yours to “help” you stir the bowl.
“Better?” He asked softly to which you huffed.
You wanted to be annoyed, you really did. BUT GOD, he smelled so nice. His body was so warm… and his skin—fuck, calloused like he’d carry the world on his back for you. Thick, veiny hands on top of your own, warming the heat that was already pooling in your core.
“You’re so warm, ‘Toru…” You mumble.
“Mhm, isn’t that good, angel?”
“Yeah.. good.” You answered awkwardly.
He chuckled, continuing to mix as Nanami looked at the both of you with disdain. Satoru glared at the blond man and huffed. “You’re so bitter, Nanamin!”
Nanami only ignored the childish huff his friend left out.
You push Satoru away as you realized Nanami’s presence. “Sorry, ‘Namin…” you apologized as you put on a sheepish grin.
Satoru pouted. “Nanamin!! You ruined the moment!” The 6’4 muscular man whined.
Again, Nanami ignored Satoru, but the small smirk appearing on his face betrayed the nonchalant facade he held.
After around 2 hours, the table was filled with delicious food, viands, rice, and more! Suguru mixed drinks, and you helped him serve the personalized cocktails.
“Thank you, angel.” He said softly as he left a sweet kiss on your cheek.
The twins watched it all—watched as their childhood friend kissed you, their favorite girl.
Was it toxic? Maybe. Or just plainly fueled by jealousy!
Activity #5: The Bee Movie and Monopoly!
After eating and washing the dished, it was time to sleep for the afternoon—in the outdoor area while the bee movie plays in the background. It was a stupid movie, but still a classic… maybe unironically.
You slept in between the twins, being held from every part of your body.
Satoru’s arms were draped over your chest while Gojo pulled you in by the hip. No part of your body was left untouched.
You slept peacefully, the cold air combat the warm bodies that kept you close.
Eventually, you woke up just as Barry and the other bees returned to their daily jobs, with an agreement made with mankind. Your mind was refreshed, and you felt better than ever.
You’ve never had such a long rest ever since starting university. This was definitely a treat.
As the group started to wake up, you all decided to play Monopoly! Board games were definitely fun with a few competitive college kids.
When you all paid Monopoly, you allowed trading each turn, selling, and other offers. It was fun, many, many rules, but fun!
The game started good, you waited for moneymaker properties like Trafalgar Square, Leicester, Park Lane, and Mayfair. But the real fun started when people landed on your property AND when you coerced Sukuna to hand over the title to a utility, and convinced Yuki to hand over 3 stations for 5 million.
Satoru tried challenging your monopoly, he tried offers, bribes, and trickery. Unfortunately for him, nothing was working. Everyone saw through his act. Surprisingly, Nanami got really into it and offered actual deals.
He worked his way into getting the last station, the other utility, and more properties.
“Ha! Fuck you, Gojo, you hav’ta pay me 2 million!” Toji yells proudly.
“That’s 200 thousand, idiot.” Gojo scoffs and Toji scowls.
The dice rolls and cards are drawn as the game goes on.
“Yuki!! Come on, hand over the Oxford plot!” You whine as you offer her 3 million and a ‘get out of jail’ card.
“No way! You’ll be able to house the green plots!” Yuki laughed.
Eventually, You and Nanami had equal grounds on the board. He made you give up a station, and kept the properties and money even between you both.
It was a Nanami-Y/N monopoly!
As the day came to an end, you felt excited to fall asleep on the couch with some 2000s animated movie playing in the background with unironic enjoyment.
When the twins were tired, they were extra sweet and that’s definitely how they are right now.
“Babyyy, you’ll sleep on me on the couch, right?” Gojo asked.
“No, angel, sleep with me tonight…” Satoru whined.
“Let’s just cuddle, yeah?” You offered.
The twins lit up at your words. Their smiles reached their eyes as they beamed. Even if people found their attitude to be insufferable at times, you were thankful they dragged you into this weird, chaotic, outing.
