#totaljock

[acrxmxnal-archived]

Bender’s pathetic not even trying back hand tho..

[thebraxn]

@totaljock​: ‘ luckily , i don’t get scared easily ‘ 

“Yeah, neither do I,” Brian lied, trying his best to smile.

He tried to stand still, wanting Andrew to think he was cool but couldn’t stop his body from shaking even a tiny bit.

[talesfromthemuses]

SEND ME TWO CHARACTERS AND I’LL TELL YOU - 

@totaljock​ asked: Andy and Allison

Who proposed and how? Andy. He does something super cheesy. Plans a whole night out. Allison is sus at how nervous he is. He plans to wait until the end of night to break out the ring but he’s freaking out too much and Allison clearly knows something is up so he doesn’t wait.

What the rings look like? Uhhh, standard wedding rings. Silver. Both engraved with each other’s initials and a little heart.

Wedding size/theme? Nah, they run off and get hitched. Allison isn’t really into weddings, plus she wouldn’t have anyone to invite and no one to walk her down the aisle. Andy honestly just doesn’t want to deal with his dad so they run off and get secret married.

Who was in the wedding party? Probably just a good friend of Andy’s that is there as a witness.

Where they went on their honeymoon? Allison has always wanted to travel around the world and they decided to kick it off by going to England and staying by the seaside. Every year on their anniversary, they try to take a trip to a new place.

[rebelw1thacause]

@totaljock​

Jasmine stood at the door, feeling a little nervous.  It had been the first time she had been invited to a Halloween party, even if it wasn’t by the host himself.

“You sure about this, sug?” she asked, looking at the giant mansion ahead of her.

God she hoped she wouldn’t be out of place.

[glassmenagerieofmusesarc]

Look into my eyes (( For Andy and Billy

@totaljock

I see:

Absolute Conviction  |  Aggression  |  Ambition  |  Anger  |  Anxiety  |  Apathy  |  Arrogance  |  Bloodthirst  |  Bravery  |  Compassion  |  Confidence  |  Conflict  | Courage  |  Darkness  |  Defeat |  Denial  |  Desire  |  Despair  |  Determination  |  Devotion  |  Disappointment  |  Distrust  |  Dominance  |  Emptiness  |  an Enemy  |  Enlightenment  |  Envy  |  Excitement  |  Exhaustion  |  Elitism  |  Experience  |  Fear  |  a Friend  |  a Future  |  Gentleness  |  Greed  |  Grief  |  Guilt  |  Honesty  |  Honor  |  Hope  |  Hostility  |  Ignorance  |  an Illness  |  Insecurity  |  Integrity  |  Intoxication  |  Kindness  |  Lies  |  Loneliness  |  Longing  |  Loss  |  a Lover  |  Loyalty  |  Malicious Intent  |  Mania  |  Melancholy  |  Misery  |  Negativity  |  Overcompensation  |  Pain  |  Paranoia  |  Passion  |  Perseverance  |  Pettiness  |  Pity  |  Positivity  |  Pressure  |  Pride  |  a Purpose  |  Racism  |  Regret  |  Resentment  |  Resignation  |  Resolve  |  Sadness  |  Self-Hatred  |  Sexism  |  Shattered Remains  |  a Shining Light  |  Something Familiar  |  Spite  |  Stress  |  Stupidity  |  Submission  |  Tranquility  |  Trauma  |  Trust  |  Vengeance  |  Warmth  |  Wisdom  |  Wrath  |  a Cry for Help  |  Something Eating Your Mind  |  the Years have Changed You

You’re:

Animalistic  |  Approachable  |  Broken  |  Closed-Off  |  Cold  |  Crafty  |  Crazy  |  Defensive  |  Devious  |  Difficult  |  Disheartened  |  Emotionally Detached  |  Frightened  |  Frightening  |  Genuine  |  Guarded  |  Headstrong  |  Heartless  |  Human  |  Immature  |  Impatient  |  Inhuman  |  Insane  |  Intuitive  |  Lost  |  Mature  |  Noble  |  Patient  |  Pitiful  |  Primitive  |  Pure  |  Reliable  |  Remorseless  |  Reserved  |  Resourceful  |  Short-Tempered  |  Simplistic  |  Sly  |  Soft-Hearted  |  Struggling  |  a Threat  |  Trapped  |  a Troublemaker  |  Trusting  |  Understanding  |  Unique |   Unpredictable  |  Unwavering  |  a Victim  |  Wicked  |  Feeling Vindictive  |  Guilty of Something  |  Hiding Something  |  Lost in Thought  |  Planning Something  |  Scared of Me  |  Scaring Me  |  Someone I can Trust  |  Someone I Can’t Recognize Anymore  |  Someone to Fear  |  Someone Worthy of Respect  |  Weak to Manipulation  |  Weighed by Something

You:

Aren’t Being Yourself  |  Belittle Yourself  |  Don’t Want to Hurt Me  |  Don’t Want to Leave Me  |  Drown Yourself in Something  |  Feel Alone  |  Feel Empowered  |  Have a Plan that Involves Me  |  Have No One Else to Turn to  |  Have Nowhere Else to Go  |  Have Seen Some Things  |  Haven’t Been Sleeping  |  Lie to Yourself  |  Lost Faith/Trust in Me  |  Lost Something/Someone Important  |  Need Me/my Help  |  No Longer Believe Me  |  See Me as a Thing  |  See Me as Someone Else  |  Seek to Hurt/Harm  |  Seek to Manipulate  |  Think Highly of Yourself  |  Think I’m Hiding Something  |  Think Little of Yourself  |  Think You Know Best  |  Want to Hurt Me  |  Want to Protect Me  |  Want to Sleep with Me  |  Want to Use Me

[acrxmxnal-archived]

Just FYI @totaljock is a national treasure and should be protected.

[talesfromthemuses]

Hello, you must all be aware of this beautiful answered banner that @totaljock​ made for me <3

[talesfromthemuses]

TOUCH STARVED STARTERS -

@totaljock​ asked:  ❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

Allison couldn’t control the smile that lit up her face as Andy confessed his feelings. It was rare for her to ever be touched, or to touch someone in return, especially with affection. Yet all she ever wanted to do when she was with him was wrap herself up in his arms. To know that he too was ENAMORED by her touch the way she was his, allowed her to reach out to him and place her hands on his cheeks. “Guess I’m pretty pathetic too then, huh?” her voice was soft as she leaned forward and planted a quick kiss on his lips. As she pulled back, she could feel her heart racing; pounding like it was ready to leap out of her chest. She felt her breath hitch, frightened that perhaps the kiss was too much. After all, she’d never been this open with a person. And alone was terrifying. But it was Andy.