#totallycorrectpjoquotes

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When I was your age — about, ooh, a few thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Cyclopes. The Emperor Titan's New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Pleiades, eh? All the classics.

Poseidon, trying to comfort a young Percy.

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I am 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I’m going to do.

Percy Jackson, probably

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The truth is, lots of girls like me because, let’s face it, I’m pretty adorable.

Leo Valdez, probably

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I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Dionysus, probably

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[on the phone]

Sally: Hello?

Percy: It's Percy.

Sally: What did he do this time?

Percy: No, it's me, Percy. It's actually me.

Sally: What did you do this time?

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Annabeth: Percy, the gods have made a decision.

Percy: I recognize the gods have made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

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Jason: When's the last time anything went according to plan?

Percy: I don't think there was a last time.

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Annabeth: Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Percy: Is that a picture of you?

Annabeth: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.