#totes awkward

[leftonlisa]

I complain a lot about being single for a woman who:

A) Makes zero effort to become not single

B) Actually enjoys being single ninety percent of the time

[justagirlinglasgow]

I had a sex dream about one of you last night. And it was really realistic. Also another two of you were in the dream when you walked in on the sex and told us to carry on. Just thought you'd all like to know.

[aphnxrising]

❖

Castiel smiles, walking up to to Melissa and wrapping her in a hug. "It's so good to see you, it has been too long." He loosens the hug, and dips his head down, placing a gentle kiss on her forehead. "I hope everything is well with you."

[lovinuknow]

I'll be honest... I don't know how to make friends.

[sherrybabyyy]

AWKWARD!!

I was sitting with my maarms watching tv in the lounge and a sex scene comes on O.O I automatically walk off and say "yeah, mum I'll be in my room if you need anything... You don't care? Okay keep watching your movie, then." It's so weird how a parent can just sit there and watch it without feeling any sort of awkwardness. I mean. Hello, I'm still sitting here.. Change it!! It's crayy and sorta disterbing, in a way, you feel me bayy?!

[bellainwonderland]

Annnnnd....

It's time for me to fall asleep pretty hard. A shit night turned into a good night. ;) GOOD LORD. They should give classes on how to talk to dudes bc I'm just not that skilled at it. Oh well. Also, it's weird when attractive people are attracted to me. Like omg wut? Annnnywho, night night. Smooches.

[umoo-blog]

On my lunch break in work placement! Sitting in silence because the 2 other lads here are speaking a language I don't understand!

[weflytofall]

I wonder

How awkward will Monday morning be?