#touch nothing

[thatsbelievable]

[exol-ikonic]

Waiting for your nails to dry like...

[thehiddenspider]

If you get arrested and given one phone call, do NOT waste it on me.

1) I highly likely already know your location, best believe I'm on my way

2) I will kill you myself if you put my number on their systems.

[kierarutherford]

Happy New Year

Fingers crossed, walk softly and touch nothing my loves. We’ll survive another one. 

[tattooed-alchemist]

WU TANG (x)

[savvyblunders]

Mr Savvy shared this with me this morning. I apologize but I can’t provide the original source, I imagine he got it from Facebook or Reddit. Nevertheless, it provided me a hoot.

[bigbuffcheatopuff]

Since getting a job I have been told how to wash my hands the same way almost everywhere I turn to meet the requirements of being legally allowed to continue working at my job.

The company has an online thing you have to do?Whole thing basically says be nice and wash your hands.

The state has a online thing you need to do? Almost every minute of it is literally:

"Wash your hands, stay clean, wash your hands, don't put an open wound on food, wash your hands, store things properly after washing your hands, if you touch anything wash your hands after, hey don't forget that the best way to keep food safe is to wash your hands here's how to properly wash your hands!" 

[mintiyoonqi]

fuckalltheurls replied to your post:why do people go on social media expecting to not...

I feel this so much rapshy

don't touch me