i sometimes forget that tous les garcon is a fandom thing like jack zimmermann never canonically mentions that song; he sings it to bitty's kid in a canon-divergence fic, years post canon.
i just had the random thought that "oh tous les garcons would be a sweet song to put in heated rivalry i bet" and then my brain immediately followed up with "BUT NO THAT'S JACK'S SONG YOU CANT TAKE THE STANLEY CUP KISS AND THIS SONG FROM HIM" and then i landed on "wait thats not a thing. this song only belongs to fanfic jack zimmermann. okay i guess shane hollander can borrow it at some point if he even wants it"
anyway: fuck stranger things 🤡🤬🤢 and fuuuuuuuck, heated rivalry 😏🥰🥹 this christmas, amiright yall





















