ya boi w/ big tits person > roaches 🇵🇸

(header art credit: pigeonseyes) OMGCP, rwrb, heated rivalry (tv), and more. also still bitter about the finale of SPN. other fandoms/interests include she-ra, atla/lok, team starkid, awae, heartstopper, dropout tv, tons of reaction content on youtube, the OG primitive technology channel (john plant), plenty of queer, trans, and related topics, some more niche interests in cooking, arts and crafts, cults/religion, and marine/wildlife bio. i love interaction but struggle initiating sometimes, so feel free to message/ask anytime! let's chat! any pronouns, she/he/they all good. originally from the only US state with a titty out on our flag AND an explicit call to violence against tyrants 🫡 now probably somewhere in the northeast US. gimme a shout if you want a new internet friend 😘 i think DNI's are kinda stupid but in case anyone cares to know before following me: being against genocide and colonialism/zionism is not antisemitic, and if you think it is, im not your friend. if you still give money to rowling im also not your friend. 🖕🏼🎺, 🖕🏼🧊, 🖕🏼terfs. i sure as shit aint perfect in this day and age, but at least those few things are easy peasy. 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[kindofapieceofshit]

so i misheard a youtube video earlier today and was inspired by my mistake. decided to run with it.

hope some of yall geeks can appreciate this god tier comedy 😂

[kindofapieceofshit]

yall, this IS fucking hilarious. i dont care if i have to do it myself, this WILL get more notes, it deserves them 😤

[ofknownbounds]

You know, I love all the characters from the Game Changers Universe, but for some reason, even if I think they are really cute, Skip is my least favorite of them all.

At least a little of that is the fact that they feel like they are the Most Written For the Straight Gaze couple by far, but there was something else I couldn't put my finger on.

I was thinking about it just now, and I realized that its because I already have one set of queer hockey boys who break the internet by kissing on the ice after one of them has just won the Stanley Cup, and that is my perennial favorite boys Jack Zimmermann and Eric "Bitty" Bittle. I just think there is a little more situational tension in the Check Please! verse because the tension is not about staying closeted killing their relationship, its Bitty's family, Jack's past with anxiety/meds/Parse/his father's legacy that makes it more cathartic when the kiss.

Like, I'm not complaining here, this is very much a 'wow two cakes!' type situation. I just really love the Check Please verse more for this specific storyline.

Also it makes it really hard to do a crossover, bc now you gotta remove one of them from being the first, and that kinda makes it not fun to do a crossover.

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[shed-n-shine]

[plainsonglady]

I thought a new palette had dropped

[renthony]

do you love the color of the moon

[brainstreams]

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

[aropride]

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

[aropride]

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

[aropride]

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE'S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

[aropride]

i made this post while kayaking in the middle of a river btw

[dear-ao3]

[xiaq]

My favorite ongoing relationship bit with B is that if one of us is walking somewhere (usually in the house) the other will suddenly block their path and get in their face really aggressively like they’re looking for a fight, except instead we will gently kiss and boop noses (all while glaring hostilely) before slowly edging around each other (still glaring). It’s great, 10/10 recommend including it in your bit repertoire.

[xiaq]

Another favorite is if one of us asks the other for a favor (especially something little like taking out the trash), they respond gravely, “Yes, but it’ll cost ya,” except we both know the fee is a single kiss and, once paid, then the favor-giver is like, “alright, looks like you’re all settled up.”

[byjove]

I have never heard a British person pronounce paella correctly or even in the ball park of passably correctly.

[jetix]

‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026

[stout-stoat]

PAINTING

[teaboot]

PAINTING

[sesamie]

learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

[argumate]

always good to check whether your coping strategy has become something that needs its own coping strategies

[rosewater1997]

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

freshman year holster angry fucking jack -> freshman year bitty complaining to holster about how mean jack is -> bittyholtz comfort/revenge sex -> junior year jack angry fucking holster for comfort fucking bitty

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world