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I'm imagining that y/n joined tpot in the same way teardrop did joining after the end of bfb and on his own team
· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·
Two: “Oh my! Y/N, you want to join too?”
You: “I kinda had to, Teardrop gave me no other choice. Four was also kinda just throwing off my vibe.”
You say that with a shrug of your shoulders as Teardrop shot you a knowing look.
Two: “I’m a-okay letting you come onboard too, Y/N!”
And just like that, you were added on as competitor for the show. Fanny angrily interjects.
Fanny: “ARE WE REALLY ADDING MORE PEOPLE TO THE SHOW-“
You: “Hi, Fanny.”
Fanny: “O-oh, hey Y/N. Fine, I guess you could…join or whatever. WHATEVER! DON’T LOOK AT ME, OK?!”
one comforting a scared reader who was teleported to her domain by mistake
similar situations.
one x reader, romantic
authors note:
this is actually a really cute prompt wait ;; lowkey let me know if you want a second part to this, i'm kind of tempted heh
Tumbleweed rolls by
Breaking Point: A TPOT Two x Reader fanfic
Contents: SFW, Descriptions of breakdowns/meltdowns, lots of gentle comfort, tiny sh implications
!VERY self indulgent lol!
(This also takes place in my au where everyone is humanized and features my two gjinka.)
idea for two/fourtwo x reader: sex pollennn/aphrodiacs (๑╹ω╹๑ )
Oh YES please, I like your style Anon!
Both Two and Four are most likely too much too handle...!
They don't know how they got infected, it would most likely be golf balls fault , considering she experiments with stuff. Lots. And suddenly had a experiment accident causing it to spread.
Now, you might think that Algebraliens are immune, but definitely not- their instincts would only just be heightened.
Two would feel so guilty but desperate.
They're just trying to get friction by rubbing their body against yours, trapping you in their hold! They don't know how they ended up like this, but they knew they had to just be by you, to see you, taste you, and hold you.
Constant sweating, a permanent dark green blush on their face, their undone tie... Their features just twitch every time you touch them.... They're too cute.
"Please- I'm.. I'm just begging you to touch me.. it's unbearable-" they'd pant. And when you comply, you're not fast enough to even process that they're tackling you, they immediately slip their tongue into your mouth, pressing their body against yours. They'll chant your name and whisper 'i love you' so many times... The pollen isn't that bad.
Now...
Four is a different case.
He's only confused and angry. And h0rny. He cannot be seen like this! He must be seen as the fearsome host! However, these feelings aren't really new. But since you're around to help, you could take him.
Unlike Two, he would not hide the effects of golfball's pollen well... It would genuinely spread quickly and get him all hot and bothered. He's growling, sensitivity also heightened, dare I say much more than Two. He hates these feelings, and having you see him like this is only gonna get him more angry and embarrassed.
"You... Help me! Come here-" he's not gonna sugarcoat it. Sweating, heavily breathing, and sharp teeth on full display. He's ripping off those pesky things you call 'clothes', putting you in a mating press, and plowing you into a nearby surface.
If anything, Fours' gonna overstimulate you. You'd say it's too much while he kisses you, shutting you up. Bonus points if you squeeze him when he hits the right spot over and over.
Both Four and Two together is a nightmare for your body...
Both of them being inside you, just hearing whimpers and deep breaths... You wouldn't even take it that much anymore before you eventually cry, Two would lick your tears away, the permanent dark green blush on them would grow only stronger, while Four bites you, encouraging that you can take another round from them again. Covering their tentacles in your wetness again, again, and again. "One more round" means nothing.
They meant till the pollen wore off, which wasn't anytime soon... Oh dear.
"Stop being a baby..." Four said, thrusting slightly. Causing you to cover his tentacles in slick, for whatever time in a row...
"Four... Stop... Stop being mean. They're clearly tired.." Two's tentacles slithered inside you, causing them to moan. You were basically sandwiched between them
"just... Just a bit more sweetheart... We'll be done."
It wasn't really that bad. A half part of you wanted to actually take a break, but the other half screamed for more. You might need to visit Golfball for a sample when this is all over....
I might've went too far on this one whoopsie...
[Y/N] comforting Two from Gaty's disappearance!
"Wait, i have forgotten about the delivery! I'll be right back!"
"...Okay."
BONUS: (Earlier...)
(Bruha that line art of Two looks Official HEHEHHAHAHQH)
⊹ ࣪ ˖ black hole x reader headcanons! ⊹ ࣪ ˖
- because he’s so potentially dangerous, he was honestly afraid of getting closer to you out of hurting you
- once you started reaching out to him and wanting to grow closer with him though, he starts to relax about it
- you guys make it work, and he has his moments of sweetness
- he can be pretty protective of you, and makes sure that you aren’t caught in any trouble or danger, even if you’re not on his team
- if you are, he’ll try to help you, and if he can’t, he’ll try to get someone else to help
- any potential arguments with black hole can be resolved pretty quickly, and communication is a big factor in this relationship
- I like thinking he sometimes unintentionally rambles about something he’s clearly interested in, you’re usually subjected to it (not that you mind)
- I do imagine that he does desire physical contact and wishes that he could hug you or vice versa without potentially hurting you, but verbal declarations of love are nice too