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[bisexualoftheblade-old]

Here is my title card and podfic for @elledritchorror’s fic Sweet Dreams, Angel, written for @podcastbigbang

He took stock of their situation. Two down but not dead, one still fully capable. They needed to treat Buddy and Jet's wounds, and get to safety. With a city-wide comms jammer active for as long as the authorities decided they needed it there wasn’t much chance at all of backup from the Carte Blanche and neither of Nureyev's current companions looked as though they'd be well enough to help at all.

When a heist goes wrong, Nureyev must get Buddy and Jet back to safety. It's harder than it should be.

Podfic Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31250066

Rating: Teen

ID written by @antiv3nom

[ID: A photo of a bloody hand on concrete, with harsh orange lighting. On the lower half, there is white text in the Garamond font, which reads, "Sweet Dreams, Angel". End ID.]

[bisexualoftheblade-old]

PODFIC of @theworldsactuallynotthatsmall’s fic treat me like i treat myself

My name is Juno Steel, former private eye turned criminal on the run, and if you ask anyone with eyes or a mouth, they’ll tell you I don’t have a great track record with relationships.  

Look, I’m a lot of things, but stupid isn’t one of them.

Well, stupid isn’t usually one of them.

Okay, it’s more like I make reckless decisions that sometimes have stupid outcomes, but the point is I don’t go out of my way to make stupid choices and I’m not a complete idiot. So I know that not all of my exes were…great. In fact most of them weren’t. And that leads me to my problem.

I…may be attracted to abusive people.

Podfic Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32123362

Rating: Explicit

[ID: A photograph of a close up of a pale arm laying on a grainy blue surface. There are a cluster of dark red flowers to the left, and a single red flower is pinned to the arm with a bandaid that has the word “You” written on it. Hovering above the bandaid are the words “treat me like i treat myself” in white Lucida Calligraphy with a black text shadow. END ID]