#tracer bullet

[unreformedcarrots]

Hardboiled private eye Tracer Bullet is on the case!

[vintage-tigre]

[sebbymeister]

private eye

[rowecommaadam]

Best noir writing of all time

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Round 3: The Obituary Writer (Death By Dying) vs Tracer Bullet (Calvin and Hobbes)

The Obituary Writer

Tracer Bullet

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

Propaganda under the cut

Tracer Bullet:

Has the inmortal line: "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon." and another favorite: "pulling a gun: I introduced the dame to a friend who's very close to my heart. Just a little down and left to be specific." though I also like "Snooping pays the bills, though. Especially Bill, my bookie and Bill, my probation officer." (Submitted anonymously)

that one post thats like “the greatest noir line came not from [the other guys i dont remember the name of], but from calvin and hobbes” and it was the seven shots of lead line (Submitted by @burnt-toast451)

#Tracer Bullet is literally a loving parody of noir detectives#Of course he's the most noir detective (Submitted by @icy-book)

#I don’t even need propaganda I love you tracer bullet (Submitted by @willystamplerstits)

The Obituary Writer:

OW or Oh Dubs for short. Yes that's his name. He's an Obituary Writer who thinks he's a detective, assumes everything is a murder, and is best friends with the Angel of Death. He keeps grudges for so so long. He has three man eating cats he adopted after they ate their previous owner. The cats are seemingly sapient??? (Submitted anonymously)

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Tracer Bullet solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onMar 5, 2024

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Posting this because I refuse to believe I am the only one who sees THIS

Whenever I picture Juno Steel.