I'm going to write something here at some point

I have a headcanon blog now! It's called @funnys-headcanons ||| Call me Ori. Or Amit. Or Funny. Whatever you prefer. He/him. ||| (You can also use ze/zim/zer/zers/zerself for me maybe? You don't have to, it's less preferable I'm just trying it out)

[appri-dot]

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

[appri-dot]

Its actually so important to me

[itswillowstree]

I feel like this could be an @anim-ttrpgs Eureka banger

[kedreeva]

Heather, who measured late and only laid 6 eggs total and who last year trampled 2 of her chicks to death before they finished hatching because what the fuck is going on why are her eggs screaming and moving around, appeared outside yesterday with 6 healthy chicks. Three blues and THREE EV.

What the fuck ma'am. Between Bug and Wendy, who had 14 live babies and 2 that made it to hatch but didn't hatch, spread out over 4 nests, there were only THREE EV. 3 out of 16. 18%, not even the 25% they should statistically hatch.

And Heather rolls up 2 hours late with Starbucks and a hatch that's 50%. Blows everyone else out of the water.

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[janmisali]

follow up question

did you read the block of text at the start of this post? please be honest.

yes, I read that before voting

yes, I read it after voting in the poll but before seeing this second poll

yes, but only because THIS poll pointed me to it

no, I still have not read it

[show results]

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[yumantimatter]

Another follow up question

If you didn't pick 11 on the top poll, why not?

I didn't read/only skimmed the paragraph above the poll before voting

I thought I was supposed to listen to the poll header instead of the paragraph

I knew I was supposed to pick 11 according to the instructions, but chose not to

I intended to pick 11 but accidentally clicked one of the other options

I picked a number other than 11 for a reason not listed here

Not applicable, I picked 11 on the top poll

Show results

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

For fish in the genus Poecilia, there's nothing more attractive than a little male-on-male action. Several studies have shown that females more often prefer to mate with males that they observe having relations with other males-- as well as with females of other Poecilia species. Homosexual behavior is especially common in subordinate males unable to secure and defend a territory their own, which indicates that they might use these couplings to demonstrate their fitness and lure females away from a dominant male's territory.

(Image: An Atlantic molly (Poecilia mexicana) by Johannes Pfleiderer)

[ivyquity]

one thing from the phm book that didn't quite make it into the movie, quite understandably so but saddens me nonetheless, is just how much ryland was attached to ilyukhina. they became friends on stratt's vat, although it wasn't explicitly shown through the flashbacks. when he sees rocky's ship the first thing he thinks about is how ilyukhina would be jumping around and cheering about it. he constantly refers to how she had this bright smile and could make anyone crack a laugh with her jokes. even yao. when ryland first meets rocky and needs to go to sleep because he's been awake for two days, he immediately thinks about how ilyukhina would have powered through and stayed hours and hours and hours with him without needing to sleep because of how ecstatic she would have been. while he doesn't mention yao as much, ilyukhina is a constant. he remembers her as this smiling, wild beam of light. they were close. they were friends. and he has to deal with the fact that when he gave discovered her body and gave her this joke of a burial, he couldn't even remember the smile he loved so much.

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[b3nevolent-dand3li0n]

EP 20 aftermath of [REDACTED]

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Lucas' face :]]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Hard lime bad time you buffoons

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..

[contemptible-scoundrel]

EFFETE INMATE: welcome to the poets prison what are you in for?

ME: what's it to ya?

WAIFISH INMATE: she's but a crude warrior! baffle her with poetry!

[I swiftly trounce them with graceful eloquence and beautiful prose]

ME: even a thorny bush has roses...

[allykatswriting]

Sometimes I really want a Whumper turned Caretaker.

Like they start off with a pretty standard kidnapping setup. Whumper trying to get something out of the Whumpee, Whumpee is refusing them and being cockily defiant. But through their interactions, Whumpee/Caretaker learns that, By God what the whumpee went through is so sosososososo much worse than what they'd allow themselves to do.

Like, they're not a good person. They're really not! But even they realize that Whumpee needed rescuing! And- fuck man, if they let Whumpee go, they'll end up right back with Whumper #1. It's unfortunately gotta be the Whumper/Caretakers job to help Whumpee out here, because there's no-one else who can help them right now and, fuck it, they're already here!

Gimme the mistrust and confusion from Whumpee as they don't understand the switch up. Gimme the Whumper/Caretaker slowly learning how to heal them, even though it's so far out of their league. Gimme Whumper #1 hunting them down, demanding Whumpee's return.

[youngoldlady]

This would work so well in a BBU-adjacent or pet whump setting!

Picture a petty criminal deciding to kidnap some rich person's human pet in an effort to extract ransom money.

[dcartcorner]

sorry if this has been done before

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

That's so fucking pretty I love how sunlit everything looks

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

How do you tell someone you're the same kind of person?

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Today's mood is: that one song about the girl who falls in love with a new stranger every day, be they a man on the train or passing by her on the sidewalk

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Yesterday she was a lady 40 years my senior, jet black short hair and goth makeup extending around her eyes, who smiled at me and nodded and we both simultaneously realised we were clocked.

Today he was in his twenties, with a teen's stubble and lovely necklaces that could have helped distract from his missing binder. He was early in his transition, I believe.

I wonder who I'll find tomorrow!

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Today, one day before I go to a pride parade, I am reminded of last year's pride. Back then, she was a trans woman pre almost everything who I've met for only a few moments before we both disappeared in the crowd.

I think she wasn't very experienced with wearing makeup, and I don't think she believed me when I complimented her. I hope she's doing okay now.

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[makeitfast9052]

YALL

IT HAPPENED

[confusedfroggirl]

That's amazing actually. We caught them.

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Can't listen, I'm in public. Could someone tag me in 5 hours, please?

[type-blaze0]

@thatwasfunnypleaselaugh

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Thx. This was, in fact, funny!

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

How do you tell someone you're the same kind of person?

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Today's mood is: that one song about the girl who falls in love with a new stranger every day, be they a man on the train or passing by her on the sidewalk

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Yesterday she was a lady 40 years my senior, jet black short hair and goth makeup extending around her eyes, who smiled at me and nodded and we both simultaneously realised we were clocked.

Today he was in his twenties, with a teen's stubble and lovely necklaces that could have helped distract from his missing binder. He was early in his transition, I believe.

I wonder who I'll find tomorrow!

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

How do you tell someone you're the same kind of person?

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Today's mood is: that one song about the girl who falls in love with a new stranger every day, be they a man on the train or passing by her on the sidewalk