Dial-a-Llama

You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a llama. Any time, any place. She/her. Jewish. עם ישראל חי

[willabee]

BREAKING NEWS: cozy time

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[undead-knick-knack]

Braius: Everyone's coupled up and I don't want to do alone tonight 😭🥺

Meanwhile, Chetney, at all times down for anyone and anything:

Braius is doing himself such a disservice by overlooking Chetney as a romance option 😔

[hiyaluronic]

[hiyaluronic]

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[lovewithagirl]

image description: a photograph of a watercolor painting of a pigeon whose body is primarily gray with pink and green shades throughout, red eyes, and orange feet. / end description

[ezzeni]

I still have a few ideas for memes sooo

[bikananjarrus]

having a girl blorbo is like. i need to cocoon her in blankets and let her sleep until noon. i need to cook her three square meals a day so she’s not just living off coffee and the will of god. i need to see her wrestle a pig in the mud. i need to turn her into a keychain and swing her wildly around on my backpack. i need to give her a sword and set her loose. i need to steam her like a vegetable in my rice cooker. i need to grind her into dust with a mortar and pestle and turn her into sand art and display her on my shelf. i need to give her smoochies and kisses. i need to wear her in a locket that’s discovered with my corpse thousands of years later. i need to create a new constellation in her image. i need to cover her in blood.

[scp-1296]

I don't know whose idea it was to first draw Orym with a tail but every time it happens an angel gets a fourth pair of wings

[furthermuchmore]

nerd duo

[ambrystoma]

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

[scp-1296]

The thing is, I do want Netenyahu arrested. I do think he's a war criminal, and I do think Israel would be better off with him behind bars.

But I want the Israelis to do it. I want the Israelis to get a chance to handle their problems themselves. I want Netenyahu to have to confront the material harm that he's caused to his own people, and I want those people to have their justice.

I want Netenyahu to be brought to justice by the people he actually hurt, not some thirty year old New Yorker who thinks he knows better than Jews about antisemitism and feels entitled to speak over us about our own history for some goddamn reason.

[maxbegone]

I’m just gonna say it. Chetney looks like a Keebler Elf who lost the magic of cookie-making, then went on a bender that ended in a police chase.

[scp-1296]

I mean... That's basically canon

[worryfornaught]

Is this too niche?

[fumbledpaladin]

What if Marius ended up being one of the people on Kingley's crew that had to turn on him and try to kill him?

And then Marius goes to Fjord and Yasha like. "Ok, I finally killed somebody! You guys can stop giving me hell about it now!"

And Yasha just squints and shakes her head, and Fjord is like, pinching the bridge of his nose and sighing, like

"Ok, first off, Kingsley is not dead. So, you failed. ALSO, Kingsley is off limits. Wtf were you thinking? Kill off an NPC, not a main character.! Have you learned nothing, Man??"

[huanggugugu]

behold my stupid headcanon comic

[thiscatiscreepy]

[ID: a digital black-and-white four-panel comic of Gunpowder Tim and Nastya Rasputina in the manner of the "hey check out how hard I can piss" comic. In the first panel Tim is playing his guitar, eyes closed, and Nastya walks up to him, saying "Hey check out how hard I can play this violin". In the second panel she plays her violin so violently she vibrates, there are overlapping musical notes behind her. In the third panel Tim stares at her with a neutral expression as she continues to play. The fourth panel is a close-up of Tim's same face, with small text reading "how are we supposed to sing to that". End ID]

So Nastya at Gender Rebels huh

Alt version under the cut cause they both have Very different energies.

[ID: the same comic as before, but in the fourth panel Tim doesn't say anything and just stares at Nastya. End ID]