Apr 17
i dont think lando could handle riding a motorcycle bc he'd just get hard and end up humping it the entire time
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i dont think lando could handle riding a motorcycle bc he'd just get hard and end up humping it the entire time
yall think landos ever tried to suck his own dick then just ended up straining his back and he goes on acting like it hurts because of the car and not because he nearly succeeded at sucking his own dick
cannot stop thinking about girlando and her puppyboys max n oscar ....... she talks about them as if theyre actually dogs & she invites galex over one night for drinks . alex is full expecting to be greeted by very well behaved , friendly little mutts or something but no its two fully grown men wearing collars and dog tags that say "if lost return to lando norris"
ive gotten too pervert brained bc every time i see ojp wearing blue jeans i think hmmmmmm. but what if he pissed in them
love how everyone on my dash is thinking about lando's dick rn . it rlly is just . wow . its on my mind too and i dont even like the things
found an omo guy on ph that looks exactly like oscar and im kinda going insane about it
i just think oscar should get so nervous he pisses himself . . . stuttering and sooo flushed . #thinking
i am very firm in my belief that oscar and alex are the only two drivers on that grid that are very happily munchers . oscar is enthusiastic if a little uncoordinated because he is a tad bit inexperienced but i know damn well alex knows what tf he's doing