if hideo wasn’t famous already i’m so sure he would be a gym rat and a finance bro in addition to a business guy 💀💀 he seems like the guy to have a podcast (not on the andrew tate side though)
OHH SO TRUE
bro he would soo be a podcast guy (technically he could do this in jail too since he’s not in a freaking cell (he should be))
And he’d be one of those annoying guys who would flex about his Oxford credentials and shit (ngl) and write books on stuff in the business bureau
But he won’t do it blantly (like AnDREw TaTe) he’d be so smooth and subtle like backhand complements and everything and it just rubs off people and then it just pisses people off.
Either way he’d get “a girlfriend a month” or sum shit idky
(He would sorta be like my cousin who listens to success story podcasts in the fucking shower and a tech wiz who earns 6figs and be asshole about it.)












