As ever The Lazy Grift Turns: The Girl Boss Wannabe & Her Same Old Same Old Plot to Rip Off the Originals
Not an oops Richard, it's always on purpose. Same old same old Meghan Markle intentionally fails to answer ALL questions or provide a signature or actually snail mail payments because she's a fraud who literally bullies her way into stealing property from others. She cheats to beat the system.
EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Oops! Meghan falls foul of US patent rules yet again as she fails to sign crucial document
By RICHARD EDEN 19 March 2025
"And, above all else, she must sign the document – without which it will not be 'properly verified'. Bizarrely, Meghan made the same mistake – failing to sign the document – when trying to trademark 'The Tig' – the name of her old lifestyle blog – and again with 'Archetypes', the name she chose for her short-lived Spotify podcast."
Her Netflix lifestyle and cookery series has certainly got critics simmering nicely, with one of them summarising it as 'sensationally absurd and trite', while my ever playful colleague Jan Moir muses that it seems aimed at people who 'need a recipe to make an ice cube'. But has her devotion to Meghan, With Love also caused its star to take her eye off another of her passion projects – the one which, if all goes well, will allow devotees to shell out for a taste of her jam or the sort of trinket that might grace her £11million Montecito mansion?
I ask because the Duchess of Sussex, 43, appears to have been tripped up yet again by the United States Patent and Trademark Office. It has, I can disclose, just returned the paperwork she submitted in a bid to secure a trademark for 'As Ever' – the name she's selected for the 'lifestyle brand' which she originally unveiled last April when she hoped it would be called 'American Riviera Orchard'.
That first proposal was ditched after I revealed her application had been challenged by Harry & David, an American institution which has annual sales of £1.7billion and owns the trademark 'Royal Riviera'.
Meghan returned to the proverbial drawing board and renamed her embryonic company 'As Ever', applying to trademark the name as she did so. But the speed of her response arguably undermined its precision. The Trademark Office has told her she must clarify exactly what she means by various items – including 'spoons serving jams and fruit preserves' – and to list all goods and services 'by their international class number'. And, above all else, she must sign the document – without which it will not be 'properly verified'. Bizarrely, Meghan made the same mistake – failing to sign the document – when trying to trademark 'The Tig' – the name of her old lifestyle blog – and again with 'Archetypes', the name she chose for her short-lived Spotify podcast.
Thanks to @the-cat-with-the-emerald-tiara-1 for the link to the archived article
USA Comments:
You'd think, with her 'freakish attention to detail' that she wouldn't forget to sign paperwork again. Didn't the parent office return the paperwork for American riviera orchard because she failed to sign it?"
I'll say it again. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. There is no way it just slipped Meghans mind, THREE times to sign the documents. Not sure what her end game is by doing so but if its Megrhan something is rotten in Monecito.
There’s been so many stories about this person who seems to think she’s super special. This is my last time commenting on her I’m sick of reading about her and will be scrolling by moving forward. Please join me people. This has to end.
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