i can’t have a flat ass i’m in a relationship

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i can’t have a flat ass i’m in a relationship
I saw an insta post yesterday where a generic SW blog made a generic funny joke by using many of Driver s SnL persona and one Marine photo. The comments where full of either how amazing is he or they didn't knew he was in Marine.... Except for people commenting pn his ears.
Some where like "those years must have made his Marine career hell" and some where basically calling him ugly for it.
For all people go about men being shallow against women or even women being shallow against women and sometimes men, i have really never seen anyone make generic PSAs that men also shouldn't be insulting, horrendous assholes to other men over looks (especially if their own flexing posts hardly crosses 20 likes or something but thats not the point 🙄)
i got a jar of maraschino cherries for baking that i ended up not needing, which means i have spent the past 45 minutes tying the stems into knots with my tongue, which is to say, if i had a boyfriend i would absolutely be getting laid right now
when ur sad u can write all the poetry
edward out here like: WHY DOES NO ONE HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME TO TELL THE GIRL I LOVE THAT SHE SHOULD NOT BE WITH ME
screammm i didnt know the splatfest ended tonight and ive been busy the past 2 days and i was like "alright finally i have some free time i can play a few games" and i open it up and. "Woo Its Over!! Great Splatfest Everyone!!!!"
delia deetz ( visuals 002 )