#tragically true

[heavens-tiny-daggers]

Anyone: *Automatically assumes I spend all my spare time writing.*

Me: Don’t ever talk to me or my 5 WIPs and 300 characters ever again!

[gaybrogrammer]

My boyfriend: you carry all of your tension in your butthole

[chozomidna]

I want to be a more private person but unfortunately I'm so desperate for connection that the second I get into a conversation that is even remotely personal I'm oversharing

[magicademical]

Ah but it's only my time it's wasting - it's of zero importance, if not negative importance

[katydoesntkn0w]

Girl Code 101

[ragdollparade]

John Key riding the wave of apathy...

[fabulousatlas]

"4/20 blaze it, (F)aggot" I say as I light my first exam on fire

[kouhaofficial]

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i get flustered reeeeaaal easy and it’s the worst thing (frustrated violin playing)