Fuck it. Either I post toxic yuri tonight or the start of cave diving furries getting assfucked by falls, starvation, and a big artificial dopamine boost by being called “good boy”
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Fuck it. Either I post toxic yuri tonight or the start of cave diving furries getting assfucked by falls, starvation, and a big artificial dopamine boost by being called “good boy”
[Communication//Lore_Log#032_: ///Is_That_A_Cat///]
[After a considerably long while of silence radio from our associate, it would seem that we finally get more Cartoon Cat related content.]
Cartoon Cat is definitely one for irony, and would sometimes shapeshift into a regular looking cat.
At first sight, it looks like a rather small cat, with black oily-looking very short fur, except for his front paws which are a detonating white, much like regular Cartoon Cat's gloved cartoon hands. This cat's eyes, however, appear to be red-ish, from dried blood maroon (not too shocking) to bright red. They are also usually dilated. Its teeth and mouth are the most disturbing part, as its teeth are noticeably stained with blood, and its mouth seems to be just a little too... large.
However, it's who takes the time and closeness to notice all those details who is already doomed for.
[////Altercation_Description] : Cartoon Cat use this form to get close to unsuspecting victims. Showing all the typical behaviours of a regular tamed cat, it would meow and chirp and respond to pet invitations, to the point of getting in direct physical contact with its prey. It will go as far as to try and climb on the victim, usually aiming for the back, specifically the neck.
The victim, by this point, will usually coo over the "cat"'s familiarity, and baby talk it during physical contact ; to which the cat will then respond by audibly talking with a distorted voice and flashing a human-like bloody smile. After savoring its prey's horrified processing, it will then reveal its true form while grasping the terrified victim from where it could get (crushing their hand or head in case of petting or ensnaring their neck like a snake if it could climb it) and laughing maniacally, before proceeding to tear the victim apart. [End Of Description////]
When interacting with the entity known as Bianca Drew, it seems to use this form as a way of personal entertainment, such as using her for easy transportation, humor her or to profit of her body warmth more efficiently. (It is theorized that Cartoon Cat is unable to produce its own warmth, and would, as a cat would, profit from others's body warmth, usually from its freshly killed prey.)
While "Bianca" appears to be generally bothered by her partner's "humoring", she seems to tolerate most of it, as the preceding and following illustrations suggests. She would even, in some circumstances, play on it at one's depends.
Cartoon Cat remains however desiring to maintain his frightful reputation and doesn't use this technique publicly that often. It is, however, always vital to watch out for its deceptions, as this entity is of the most unpredictable and sadistic.
So to all forces to be dispatched on "Cartoon Cat"'s territory : Never let your guard down, for anything. Ever.
This is not worth the risk.
[//////End_Of_Communication///End_Of_Lore_Log//////]
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(Tell me why I redacted this in an official training tape tone lmfao-)
(Anyway this blog's not dead. Have some Cat Cartoon... Cat... whilst I'm trying to deal with graduation-related work. Obviously there's some priorities to be taken care of here, but I still want to entertain this blog. So have this in the meantime. Enjoy.✌)
IDK WHAT I AM DOING HALP
NO SE LO QUE HAGO AYUDA
Hi. Here’s a 1989 video for training employees in the particular skill of cooking Wendy’s Old-Fashioned® hamburgers. Things really get interesting a couple minutes in when the new hire in this training video starts watching another training video, with unforeseen consequences.
TAPE NUMBER #300! (LETS ALL GET DRUNK IN SPANISH!): Alcohol (Spanish Language Instructional Tape) VHS Video Cassette Tape
Benefits of Using Resistance Bands During Exercise
http://johnbarrymiller.com/benefits-of-using-resistance-bands-during-exercise/
The resistance bands is a simple and cheap gadget, thanks to which you will perform a full-fledged workout in the privacy of your home. They are valued primarily as support in back training, however, this is not the only way to use them. Find out what else you can gain from tape exercises!
What are exercise resistance bands? Rubber training tapes come in the form of ordinary, longer bands that allow you to practice different parts of muscles. This is a device commonly found in gyms and fitness clubs. Their advantages are above all versatility, low price and the fact that almost every training can be made more effective by forcing muscles to greater effort.
Training tapes are an excellent device for people who do not have time to visit the gym, but they want to maintain a good figure through home training. It is worth adding that, in addition to muscle strengthening, sports tapes will also improve your coordination.
Training tape and expander Rubber training tapes are often confused with the expander. Meanwhile, this second device, apart from rubber elements, often includes additional springs, handles and cables. The expander is also much more expensive than a rubber band and dedicated to more experienced athletes.
You know, I kind of wish I had a funny, albeit corny training tape like this.
Then again, I would have liked to have had a job that had a training tape, period.