#trainthief

[cahootings]

I think you’re fucking great. Siri make sure to hit anon

wow embarrassing!!

[elanorsparkles]

last night I dreamt I met @ trainthief and @ kimpossibooty, except they were exactly one (1) person. they were doing stand up comedy and magic tricks in my brand new, large, non-existent irl house. (I wrote them a letter first) they left, and then there was a tornado. Except it wasn't a tornado. A gust of wind had just caught all the pamphlets from a nearby baptist church

[slimegargoyle]

trainthief replied to your post: being reminded that I share a surname with the kid...

I think of you whenever someone mentions Brigham, which is a lot for obvious reasons

[elflady]

Oh happy birthday!!

THANK YOU JAMES!!!!!!!!

I guess it just technically ended but not in your timezone!!!! So thanks!!!! <3

[thealogie]

trainthief replied to your post “i have a niche post idea. guess what order the people in photo frame...”

literally a post ive been thinking about except its uh. specific people

yeah i mean you work at literal starbucks so it’s tough accepting an outside contribution on this one....but anon still submit to us after September 5th!

[marsixm]

hbd rpl the niche’s son is one today

[iameverysparklywoman]

trainthief replied to your post: technically im on hiatus but i had a sudden thot...

I;ve missed this confusing stuff on my dash and I really mean that

wfeihefohiwefhieow i love you james trainthief

[frevin]

@trainthief replied to your post: watching the west wing is like being tricked into...

also similarly stuart little is in every scene but he’s so small you can’t tell

right of course