It isn't a bother, could you give headcanons on the theory of sir crocodile being Luffy's mom?
It is never a bother and I’m going to do my best, mainly because I’ve thought of trans crocodile all of 3 times, and this is new idea but I’m gonna roll with this because I really like the idea!!!!!
So as a little info for people who didn’t see the post and for you my HC is that before Crocodile met Ivan he identified as a she as what he was born as, and through Ivan realized he wanted to be a man and felt more masculine than feminine but Ivan is a tiny shit and Croco was like “it’s gotta be a secret” and Ivan said “ok but you owe me for keeping it a secret because its okay to feel this way” and Crocodile said “no fuck you parent” So I’m going to be using the pronouns Crocodile uses now just so it doesn’t confuse anyoneAlso btw I’m just gonna say Ivan didn’t fully change him, just increased his testosterone and took away his estrogen and he wrapped for a few years and that’s why(plus he worked his fucking body to the max to get it to look more masculine like this boy wanted to put in the work)(Also btw btw if this in at all way seems to come off as transphobic or anything of the sort tell me immediately because I only have half an idea of what I’m doing and this is not in anyway suppose to be offensive)
Dragon and Croco met at a shady business meeting and Croco was interested cause nobody ever caught his eye like that and who gave him the right to be so mysterious
So Crocodile being the blunt man that he is, tried to size him up and fucking lost which lead to one of the best one night stands of his life and when he woke up that morning, he expected to deal with the “Why do you look and sound like a man” gig, which fuck those people alright he was a man and is a man
but Dragon hadn’t mentioned any of that just “can you do me a favor and act like you never saw me?”
And he was so thrown because ???? everyone fucking mentioned it “aren’t you gonna say some shit?”
“About?”“me not being a man” it left a bitter taste on his mouth
“You did say your name was Sir Crocodile, I assumed you were a man, are you not?” If Crocodile at the time was capable of anything but anger, he’d have fallen in love
“I’m not gonna say I ever saw you if I can get your name.”
“Monkey D. Dragon.” A mother fucking-No, the mother fucker in charge of the revolutionary army. Compared to Crocodile who was doing well in his pirate career, this was a god
“Nope, not gonna say a word”
Well, he lied because nine months later, Dragon hears word that a baby was delivered and at first Dragon thought he was going to have to fight with Crocodile because no neither of us can keep him, we’re both too big of prominent figures and he’ll die
But the fight never comes because Crocodile says it before him, it’s weird for him to as well because he silently swore to never care for the infant and only delivered because Shit for Brains dragon didn’t answer his letter in time and it was too late to get an abortion(he was a monster but he was as prolife as the next homicidal maniac)((plus insuring the wrath of a basic god wasn’t on his todo list yet))
So they both agree “it goes to grandpa” and at first Crocodile doesn’t even know his name, just knows that he birthed a boy. He told Dragon to name him and then to forget his name.
And could you imagine the shock one faces when their son waltz into his casino and starts screeching about being the pirate king and kicking his ass? Weird pride is there but, loss?
The kid doesn’t recognize him, and he shouldn’t he has no idea Crocodile is his birth parent, per Crocodiles request but it knocks the wind out of him because he’s so strong and he’s got Dragon’s fierce eyes, and he’s got Crocodiles nose and he’s built like how Crocodile was before his transition no hips at all.
Its enough to make him tear up but… This kid keeps going on and on and Crocodile almost remembers why they’re here. He can’t tell him. How could he?
After Luffy kicks his ass(he went all out don’t get him wrong, he never loved luffy like a parent usually would by his own choice) he gets one phone call and calls dragon
“he’s a lot like you.. and me.”
“i stabbed him in the chest and he somehow got back up, hell I even poisoned him.”
“YOU DID WHAT TO OUR SON?!” and Crocodile just hangs up because where he’s going, there’s no possible way the Revolutionary Army will ever get to him.
Impel down is where heinous criminals go.
I’d like to think Dragon was the only one who knew luffy’s mom, and Dragon has never told a soul and I don’t think he’ll ever tell luffy
But yeah, this is kinda my take on if Crocodile was luffy’s mom and I really hope you like it because I enjoyed writing it!!!!!!
Keep the asks coming!!!! I really really love talking to yall!!!
