#transboy things

[stag-mlm]

Y’all this is the best brand of men’s underwear ever it’s expensive as hell (like $22 for 2-3 pairs) so it’s usually a treat for myself but it’s basically the material of athletic shirts that whisk away sweat and it’s super soft and breathable and there’s no tags and the wasitwand is tight but not too tight and they come in all these funky patterns as well as minimalist ones they’re called pair of thieves and I buy mine at target but you can probably get them at most retailers

[wintry-embers]

all my irl male friends my age , w deep voices: h̥ḙ̳̞̭͙̗y̟͉̬̯̜ ̡̥̻̩̝b̯̭̞oy̵͕̫͚̬̮̼ş̯̲̙̝̳̘ ̸̩̦l̴̻̪͔̗e̳̯̘̱͎̫t̙̯͓'s̼̝͓̰ ̳̱͇g̖͓͎̰ơ ̳̠͔̣̤͞p̹̩̮̪l̝a̼̰̗y̗̺ ̗̠̗͓͔̣s̢o̸mḙ ̛̠̫̣̘f̤̲ͅo͉̣̩̮o̭̭̳̲̪ṭ̛̜̬̭̙b̟a̻͎̟ͅl̵͙l̷̝̙͉̤̳͚ me: ʰᵉᶜᵏ ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶠᵒᵒᵗᵇᵃˡˡ

[mega-meep-max]

I'm the type of guy who where my girlfriend would be like "hey baby, let me see what's in your pants." and I'd get a big dorky grin, whip out my packer and through it at her face.

[gaelin-quest]

GOD I wanna be a boy so badly rn I will break into a planned parenthood to get my hormones YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I CAN DO SUSAN

[keatontheking]

I fully passed today

I took a snowboarding lesson and my instructor referred to me as he then I got put with another instructor who asked me my name and I mumbled my birth name and he said "never mind i jut call you 'awesome'" then a little by after he asked me what my name actually was and I said "Keaton" and he was like "I like that" It was cool.