#translated jokes

[thefairestofmaidens]

My favourite translated joke that makes no sense in English is “había un pollito que se llamaba resistol y se cayó y se pegó”

it translates to “there was a little chicken whose name was glue and he fell and he hit himself”

[brazilspill]

Brazilian Pop Culture: Jokes #1

A one-liner parenting joke that always makes my mom giggle:

Eu gosto de crianças - especialmente as japonesas; elas estão no outro lado do mundo e quando eu estou acordada(o) elas estão dormindo.

I like kids - especially Japanese [ones]; they're on the other side of the world and when I'm awake they're asleep.