#parenting jokes

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

4yo: Can I have a can of soda?

Husband: Ah ah. May.

4yo: Can I have a may of soda?

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

How to make a trendy kid name

Take a regular name and unnecessarily change one letter

David = Lavid

Bethany = BeShany

Take off a letter at the end or beginning

Vanessa = Anessa

Brady = BraD (prounounced Braid)

Give them an abstract or earthy name

Shimmer

Umbra

Give them a last name for their first name

Johnson

Lowery

Make it sound like a sandwich

Mcarty

Wellburt

When all else fails, add the ending -aden

Jaden

Aiden

Braden

Thaden

[nobelcoachingandtutoring]

When you're discussing boundaries with your teen, not agreeing on them with your partner can make the whole matter more complicated. Our advice? Talk together, all three of you, without feeling like you need to come to a decision right away. Then sleep on it, talk again tomorrow, and try to be open to a compromise the entire time. Validate everyone's arguments, and you won't need to play the whole good cop-bad cop game anymore!

[fatblogger]

[yourslibrary]

Parents, never say these 7 phrases to your children or it may break their confidence

Parents, never say these 7 phrases to your children or it may break their confidence

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Parenting is definitely one of the hardest jobs in the world and has the capacity to push even the most sorted and calmest person to the edge. While most parents are hyper aware of what they say or do around their children, there are some less-subtle statements that we all need to be wary of.

The damage done by our tongue

A lot of times we often say things we don’t really mean but do not…

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[brilliantidiot42]

[uroft-blog]

This Brutally Honest Pregnancy FAQ Sign On OBGYN’s Wall Will Make You Laugh

This Brutally Honest Pregnancy FAQ Sign On OBGYN’s Wall Will Make You Laugh

OBGYNs have seen things they will never forget. They’ve been asked every question in the book and have attempted to soothe every possible anxiety. Luckily, though, they also seem to have a good sense of humor. This ‘pregnancy FAQ’ from a particularly sarcastic OB will have you rolling on the floor – unless you’re too pregnant to do that, of course.

“Found this at my OB appointment today”

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[daddy-newbie]

When we’re prepping for a party where there will be a bazillion kids coming over, and I pull out a stack of solo cups from the back of the closet and find two long-forgotten ping pong balls sitting in the top cup.

I’m like: