#translator fails

[corvidconventicle]

This is what I’m “busy” doing on my phone when I don’t want people to interact with me

[kenora-pizza]

May I present to you all, the script of “Break Van” put through Google Translate far too many times 🤣

Donald and Douglas are assistants to an oil miner and a Scottish teacher. Sometimes a car is needed. The security guards named Donald gave him a 9 and Douglas a 10 and told them to remove the items from the building.

There are people in college who hate Douglas. When I opened it, it exploded. The train was very slow. Douglas began to think. Donald is angry with the couple.

“Donald, I want you to go."

He is not a truck driver. “It is very important.”

"Oh, you?" Donald called me.

“You are not a victim after all.”

"AAAAAA!" Shots rang out in the car.

"Something is happening, something is happening."

After that, the car finally drove away. It happened to Donald one day. Good responsibility. I'm waiting for the right moment. As a result, the oil vibrates.

"I'm sorry Donald, I didn't know you were strong." “Douglas, I want to protect you.”

"I love u." Donald said.

"No doubt." “James will help you create better images.” And Jacob was not satisfied.

Good air handling. And Jacob became very angry.

“This incident is allegedly caused by Donald Trump. I asked about trains and trucks.”

"The vow." “Don't laugh.” Jacob said.

He hated to remember his pain.

"They did it." "Well James, you didn't try, didn't I say." Douglas said.

James didn't speak. again.

"The cross." he said and I got up.

"He works here now."

"Come back!" When he stopped the coach, James stopped but Edward was exhausted. Luckily Douglas was there.

"Please help me up the hill." Jacob asked.

"This teacher is powerful."

"I'll tell you." Douglas said.

The old fire grew stronger, but Jacob could not contain it.

“No, no, I don't know.”

"To him!" Douglas said.

The police are in charge of it.

“Don't bother yourself. The car is broken!”

The car breaks down. No one was hurt and Edward was done. and oil experts.

"I knew it was Douglas," he said.

"Douglas is a good man, sir." Edward said. "Jacob has no money, but Douglas works hard for us. I hear a voice behind me."

Atuli Atuli: "Two is enough."

"I don't think so, Douglas… I don't know, I don't know."

Oil detector works well. But that is another story.

Hope you guys get a laugh outta this 🤣

[nightghoul381]

Fun example of why you shouldn't always go with the first translation if you're using a translator app...

vs

A wee bit of a difference there.....

[echo-does-art]

This probably doesn't make sense without context but the idea popped into my head and I couldn't shake it :)

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2176

(Never eat anything Remus cooks.) (I made up the sides’ dialogue; the translate-recipe panel is from Translator Fails.)

[vigilantsycamore]

Google Translate said gay rights

Google Translate said gay rights for about two seconds

[linguaphiliax]

Yes. Just YES. Clicked like on the video before I even saw it and my mind has not changed since then. Also, 3:54 summarises this whole trend.

[cookie-run-incorrect-quotes]

News just dropped, Pomegranate is fantastic at dancing to piano

(This is a joke)