Mar 9, 2017
I swear, if there IS life on the Trappist planets, it is probably already aware of us, and is like, “SHIT THEY FOUND US.” I bet they’ve got a comedian doing stand-up about it right now.
...and then the Earthling goes, “I hereby declare this planet Trappist Two in the name of Earth.”
To which all the bewildered Floublesprintians reply, “You can’t just do that. There are sixty-five billion of us. We don’t want you here. And anyway, we’ve already named our planet Floublesprint.”
Earthlings, “But.... Do you have a flag?”
