Someone call the girl police and file a report

At one point this was a comics blog. Ashkenazi Jewish, physicist, precariously close to our nation's capital. She/her/hers.

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[averyterrible]

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

[maryoliveoil]

The cast of WIDOW’S BAY via Deadline

[ymutate]

Seth Armstrong (American, b.1983)

"The Divide" 2019

Oil on wood panel | 16 x 20"

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Tumblr makes fun of suburban moms a lot, but like 95% of posts here sound like they were written by a 40 year old housewife leaving a passive aggressive note on their daughters door. “Friendly reminder that dirty clothes go in the laundry basket and clean clothes go on hangers. I can’t believe this still has to be said. Anyway, love you babies, be safe out there.”

[yesornopolls]

Is it dramatic to cry over a food order when they didn’t remove something you asked to remove ☹️☹️☹️

Is it dramatic to cry over a food order when they didn’t remove something you asked to remove?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[vintagenatgeographic]

Sunrise behind an Argentine training ship

National Geographic | June 1976

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[homunculus-argument]

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

[whitepeopletwitter]

Grok has been acting a bit weird lately

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[javert]

tumblr users yearn for the much-maligned genre of "iowa writers workshop divorce litfic"

[mariacallous]

Peggy Flanagan could make history for Native American women in November. She’s not the only one.

Flanagan won Minnesota’s Democratic Senate primary. Alaska’s Mary Peltola is also running for U.S. Senate, and Deb Haaland is the favorite t

[prasinoutsikos]

you will look at my one painting. it’s 1914

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

I did go out to look at the eclipse today however I was in the path of like. 7% coverage. it was visible with glasses but not much else. I should make a proper camera obscura for fun though.

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

[prokopetz]

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

[arqueete]

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