#trash house

[cat-lady-spinster]

Trash house update:

Two fucking thousand, nine hundred and twenty pounds of fucking garbage

To be fair, the remnants of an entire kitchen including appliances and floor are in there. But seriously? Y'all lived like this?

[cat-lady-spinster]

I showed my boss pictures of trash house and she sent me home with a hundred and fifty disposable masks "just in case"

[cat-lady-spinster]

Update on trash house!

FLOORS GONE

Also at some point the old tenants patched a soft spot with a mountain dew box that expired in 2009

[cat-lady-spinster]

Bought a chandelier at a thrift store

[cat-lady-spinster]

Oooh! Forgot an update on trash house! So my grandad passed a few months back, and in his yard I found some sink hardware

It's cute, and my master bath has no sink (there's just a pipe to nowhere. Prior owners were uniquely terrible), so I took it

How is the yard trash the most expensive thing I own?

[cat-lady-spinster]

Update on trash house:

Before:

This is Thomas, my least favorite thing I own

After:

This bitch was screwed shut, then duct taped, caulked over the tape, then 2 layers of peel and stick tiles on top of that. What were we defending? A fucking bathroom.

My sister got a crowbar in there and applied pressure while I kicked the absolute shit out of it from the other side, I kicked through before we got hinge access.

More after:

Get off my property

[cat-lady-spinster]

Update on my trash house I can't recall if I've posted about before:

Before (pitchfork for scale)

After:

Had to dig up the purple bitches (that I'm apparently allergic to) or they'd respawn from the root.

Also found several buried slabs of granite and my roses are doing great.

[raspberryconverse]

House hunting on a single income be like