#trashbaggbabbie

[edsbev]

Richie, clearly drunk, making out with Eddie: hold on lemme get a condom Eddie, drunk also, watching Richie reach into the trash: that’s a snickers wrapper, dipshit

HDFJJSKDSKJFH 

richie: should we use it anyway?

[happytreasure]

Tbh all i can think about is Richie having a rut and stan comes near him and Eddie and Richie growls at him. And stan just whips around and is like ”fight me bitch” and then Eddie has to hold down a very angry Richie as he glares at a laughing Stan.

GAKAPAJSH im dead, i can see stan like teasingly messing w richie all the time bc he’s a hormonal bitch and stan thinks it’s funny how easily alpha’s get riled up

[transbilliam]

Bill tries his hardest to have Jack choose him when he wants to nap on one of them. But it’s always Stan and Bill is in the corner pouting like a child as the two kids nap on a sleeping Stan. (Stan works super hard each day and takes little naps with the kids on his days off)

it would be sweet though if the kids eventually showed bill how much they love him too

[itsinningthings]

Ben needs to be taken care of so powerbottom Eddie comes to the rescue and has Ben fill him up with at least three loads. Ben can’t get enough of it and is less stressed(and more in love with Eddie) at the end of the day.

AMAZING INCREDIBLE THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ

[stonedzier]

Op literally is the best but go off I guess

THAT IS SO SWEET STOP 

[edsbev]

I imagine Richie meeting the losers and he sees Eddie and is like “Eddie spaghetti!” And kisses Eddie (who flails around) right on the mouth with a sloppy kiss.

gfhdjs richie greeting the losers:

hugs bev and ben (pressing a kiss into bevs hair)

performs special handshakes with bill and mike (making up the one will bill on the spot bc they always forget it)

playfully punches stans arm (or wraps an arm around his shoulders when stan threatens to punch him back twice as hard)

and, finally, he taps a finger to his cheek, looks at eddie with a grin, and says “gimme some”

and eddie smothers down a smile, rises up on his toes to kiss richies cheek and gasps when richie turns his head so eddie ends up kissing richies mouth instead

eddie: richie !!! u tricked me >:(

richie: sorry babe ;)

stan: eddie, richie literally does that all time. how do u still fall for it-

richie: quickly pulls eddie into another kiss so eddie cant hear him

[edsbev]

Richie beat Eddie at arm wrestling and flaunts it off. But what no one knows is that Eddie was winning and Richie kissed him to distract him.

omg pls i love this like richies methods of distraction: reaching over and giving eddie little kisses. laying it on thick with the sweet talk to get eddie all flustered. eddies method of distraction: frowning a little and mumbling ‘ow’, immediately tricking richie into loosening up his grip without thinking. (eddie laughs at how richie falls for it every time, but he also thinks its kinda cute that richie doesnt want to hurt him)

[edsbev]

Mike has that hidden chaotic energy that only comes out around certain people. Richie is one of them. Never leave them alone together for more than a minute, they’ll figure out a plan to murder someone and hide their body where no one can find it in less than an hour.

ive said it once and i’ll say it again: richie and mike naruto-ran around the halls together in highschool