Random Dark Cacao Cookie Headcanons (pt 1)
Very serious and earnest. Cares deeply about everyone's concerns ever since he nearly lost himself *twice* (once to Mystic Flour Cookie, once to his own apathy)
Was not so competitive about playing pickleball until he found out Dark Enchantress also plays it. Now he trains almost as ruthlessly as he does with his sword, just in case he ever faces her in battle
Doesn't fear death as much as he used to, because he saw that Dark Choco would come home to rule if he ever crumbled. The thought alone gave him the peace of mind that his people will always be taken care of
His juice tolerance isn't that low, but he'll still end up wasted if he entertains Hollyberry Cookie's drinking games, because she doesn't know what a limit is
Cannot be allowed to play video games because he will inevitably end up taking it too seriously and spoiling it for himself. Good thing he barely understands how to open his own email
About as fatherly towards his soldiers as Hollyberry is motherly. He's just more embarrassed to tell them all how much he cares about them. He's considering it more now, what with the new Dark Flour War on the horizon
Would want to adopt the Chess Choco twins on principle
"Children such as these... they cannot be fit to manage a hotel by themselves..."
Very dramatic about small aches and pains, but disproportionately stoic about serious injuries. He can take a sword to the leg and walk it off, but a single tummyache might upend his week
"Hollyberry Cookie... Pure Vanilla Cookie... dear friends... should I crumble here, on this deathbed... please... make sure my son comes home" (<- will be fine in about 15 minutes)
Very unaccustomed to the taste of sugar and prone to getting hyper if he eats too much (assuming he can even stomach the taste after all these years)
On that note, he *hates* everything Eternal Sugar Cookie stands for. He hates her so much, you'd think she's the other half of his Soul Jam, but no
Developed mild arachnophobia after being stuck with Mystic Flour Cookie for so long
Still pretends he doesn't know how to laugh. He has no reason to pretend, but it was part of his identity for so long, he still says it
