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trashdaddykaz replied to your post:lmao now im thinking about the kids actually...

ow fuck they did do that i forgot

“they grow up so fast,” venom whispers, wiping away a single tear as eli hijacks sahelanthropus and the other kids kidnap pequod

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lmao now im thinking about the kids actually making an attempt on kaz's life and venom is just aw ain't that cute :3c

“snake they SET OFF A HOME MADE NAIL BOMB in my OFFICE” “haha awww those little rascals ;-)”

#venom ''boys will be boys'' snake #wait didn't the kids legit build nail bombs at some point #it's been too long i forgot #trashdaddykaz

trashdaddykaz replied to your post:i’m having tequila but without the lime or even...

Kaz would be proud.

SWALLOWS AN ENTIRE SALT SHAKER.... anything.... anything to make the sad man proud

#trashdaddykaz #i typo'ed and wrote salt snaker heh heh heh

trashdaddykaz replied to your video: !!!

… your cat… has such a batman mask omg

i am vengeance

i am the night

#trashdaddykaz #HE REALLY DOES...

confessionforanothertime replied to your photo “round lil face”

Gosh you're pretty

trashdaddykaz replied to your photo “round lil face”

welp this is how i die

succulentrobotass replied to your photo “round lil face”

SO CUTE OH MY GOD

you guys!!!! will be the end of me!!!!! (◡‿◡)

#confessionforanothertime #trashdaddykaz #succulentrobotass #furiously bats my eyelashes @ all of you

trashdaddykaz replied to your post:i like catching spiders under a cup and putting...

always hated spiders and hate them even more now that they use me as foodstock. #soedgy

NO THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT YOU!!

i need them around because we have a really bad wasp problem here and while i’m okay with spiders, i am literally scared shitless of wasps (the main reason i’m in my garden all day in spring is because the wasps around my house are so aggressive i can’t be outside in summer)

#trashdaddykaz #also don't put any daddy longlegs in my way because those are the only spiders i still can't deal with #the wobble and they wave their legs around too much and i never see them until it's too late #and for some reason they keep falling into my tea

trashdaddykaz replied to your post:softdrinq replied to your post:softdrinq replied...

you two fight for that life boat and i get to keep mb. good.

WAS THIS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG???

#trashdaddykaz #THAT'D BE A METAL GEAR LEVEL PLOT TWIST... trash dad effortlessly playing us all out against each other only to stage a coup #while we're distracted and trying not to drown #(ilu ♥)

trashdaddykaz replied to your post:softdrinq replied to your post:i wanna put a sock...

you’re both banned from the house

[stands under the window with a boombox blasting all out of love] I’M SO SORRY LET ME BACK IN

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