#trashedrps

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So Wyatt had to threaten Jarvis to kick Tony off the server, which clearly was a testament to Wyatt's abilities; knowing how he could corrupt the AI and what happened last time with that. It was all in the name of love after all. "Send him my way, cause it's me. I'm the problem." Wyatt snorts as he lounged in their bed, stark naked and in the middle of a mess of rose petals.

Tony had spent the last few hours trying to figure out how and why he was locked out of his system. Jarvis wouldn't answer him, he had no control over any of his camera's and was about to shut down the entire system before looking for Wyatt to ask him if he'd done something, because it wasn't the first time Wyatt would have messed with Jarvis. His eye widened as he walked into their bedroom and seen Wyatt, very naked on their bed. He looked around when he realized what day it was. "Love." He smirked as he made his way over to the bed. "You are defiantly the problem." He chuckled. "I should have known it was you." He teased as he pulled off his shirt quickly. "How long did it take you to hack into him this time?"

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It'd taken all night to prepare, but Leon was afforded a rare moment where Eddie was out of the apartment all night; so he took advantage of the moment. Clad in assless chaps and a cowboy hat, the Texan waited in the dark till the telltale turn of the lock rang into the apartment. "Hold on there partner, you ought to think twice about entering this rodeo." Leon drawls as he turns the light on to show Eddie the thoughtful display of him riding a willy clone of Eddie's sizeable cock. "You better of brought a gun to this shootout." He warns the other with a half groan.

Eddie hadn't expected to be out most of the night, the story he was working on had him running all over the city most of the day and he absolutely hated it. So to make up for it. he'd gotten Leon a thing of roses, since it was valentines day and all that. He all but dropped said flowers as he walked into the apartment and the lights came on. "Fuck!" He slammed the door closed behind him and quickly locked it before returning his attention back to Leon. 'Babe!" He breathed out as he ran a hand over his face. "You look.... Fuck you look so fuckable right now." He licked his lips as he looked over Leon and tilted his head to the side as he watched him.

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"Happy lovers day my sweet hunter." Solann hums from the threshold of the bathroom, the iridescent pink mesh veil that hid none of his hard features from the other; much like the smile that lit up the half-elf's face. "Have you been a good man this past year or should I pull out the naughty, naughty boy routine tonight?" A teasing grin as he lays into the doorway, flexing his physique for Dean's viewing pleasure.

"Happy...." He trailed off as he looked up to see Solann. "Shit." He licked his lips a little and swallowed hard. "Best day ever." He breathed out before he really looked over Solann, taking in the other. "I've been a very, very good boy." He nods eagerly with a low groan. "Shit baby, you gonna stand over there all night or are you going to come over here so I can get my hands on you?"

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@trashedrps // angel & chetan

"Mr. Arya?" It should alarm Angel, how quickly he recognized the man from behind in a grocery aisle. But he had spent an awful lot of time staring at Mr. Arya's ass during classes - if necessary he'd probably have been able to give a forensic sketch artist very good directions. Unsurprisingly his grades in history had always been markedly lower than his other classes.

But Angel's right - just as he suspected. And god, he's a bigger dreamboat than Angel remembered. He wished he had been prepared for something like this. Instead he's in jeans like a kid and cradling a family sized bag of peanut m&ms like they're his long lost child. It's not debonair but he just got off work and needed a way to kill time while waiting for the bus.

"You probably don't remember me, it was a long time ago." Said with all the confidence of someone who's not yet five years out of high school. "God, this is so crazy. You were my favorite teacher when I was a kid. Even when you gave me a D on my essays." Angel scrunched up his nose. Maybe he hadn't loved that part as much.

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@trashedrps // emilio & javier

The first time Emilio didn’t think much of it. He lived far enough away from town - well, the one street that people called town at least - that dead things just sort of happened. A stray that he had fed trying to return the favor, maybe? He didn't think too hard about it, just pulled on his thickest work gloves and threw the poor thing into the trash. The second time? Same thing, except that he vowed to always look down before padding out onto his porch with a cup of coffee. Those slippers also made their way into the bin. Around the sixth time though, that was when Emilio decided that some fuckery was afoot.

So he got a motion detecting camera for his front door. It took a while to install (and multiple calls to his son for troubleshooting) but in the end Emilio was satisfied. He'd find out why his porch had become the hot spot for small fluffy corpses and then he'd... well, he hadn't figured that out just yet. It would be something to research, that's for sure.

The pictures made things worse. Picturing a particularly vicious tomcat or maybe a coyote was bad. But a kid? Emilio spent most of his workday researching cult practices to see if there was some correlation. No dice, but his coworkers did give him a wider berth than usual. He didn't show the pictures to anyone even though in such a small town someone had to know something. He couldn't quite explain why. A hunch, maybe. When he did get sacrificed by a satanic cult or maybe as a gang initiation he was sure that this moment would be the part where true crime podcasts would start to victim blame.

It took a few more visits before Emilio found some semblance of a schedule with his little mystery visitor and he made himself ready. To do what he still didn't know. He brewed extra coffee and left his son's old baseball bat beside the front door just in case. When he heard the telltale creak of the porch steps he was ready. Before he could lose his nerve he yanked the front door open and used his best dad voice. The I heard you sneaking in past curfew, young man voice. One that screams authority even if he is wearing pajama pants with cats dressed as various classic writers on them. "What in the hell do you think you're doing?"

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@trashedrps starter for Theo Hollis x Jason

Had then been arguing all week about the same thing? Yes. Was Jason only going to make it worse by showing up at the bar with his girlfriend? Yes he was. Was he excited to see what Theo would do when he found out Jason was still seeing the girl he said he broke up with? Hell yes! He smirked to himself he walked inside with whats her name, his arm wrapped around her shoulder as they made their was to one of the booths. He sat down facing the door so he could watch for when Theo showed up.

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@trashedrps starter for Leon x Eddie/Venom

Eddie's face scrunched up a little as he looked over at Leon. "No." He whined out with a long exaggerated sigh. "You promised me a week of you and me in bed and nothing else. No work." He was not pouting! "You can't leave, Venom will start pouting again. And you and I both know nothing will stop him when he starts." He reached over and wrapped his arms around Leon's waist to keep him from leaving. "Stop putting your shoes on." He whined. He was not being clingy. He did not just get back from a week overseas, doing a story just for his boyfriend to leave him to go to work less than six hours of him getting home.

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@trashedrps starter for Isaac x Derek

"Isaac, love of my life, would you please sit still and stop fidgeting with everything? The pet adoption lady will be here soon." Derek was a bit nervous about them saying the loft was okay enough for the to actually adopt the dogs that Isaac had wanted. He had found every check list possible online and made sure the place was more than safe for a few puppies. While Isaac went a little more than crazy buying all the toys and beds he could find online. "There is no reason for her to say you can't have the puppies, so sit and breath for two seconds. Please?"