Team Fortress 2 Trauma Candy Salad Challenge! (Plus OC)
Miss Pauling: *doesn't really participate, but brings the bowl*
Scout: "He-ey, I'm da Scout! I have unresolved abandonment issues because of my dad leaving- I MEAN dying, when I was a kid! And to this day, I have no idea how he died. And I brought Hubba Bubba bubblegum!"
Soldier: "I am the Soldier, and I actually have Latino blood in me, and my dad shamed and abused me for it for all my childhood, which was what led me to being so obsessed with the military so I can show him that I'm as American as he was! Also, I never met my mother, but I've been told her name was Martha. And I brought American colored rock candy!"
Pyro: *writes their answer on a piece of paper* "I'm Pyro, and I accidentally set my entire house on fire when I was a kid, resulting in the death of my parents and my body being horribly disfigured. But I'm able to turn my trauma into my power as a pyrotechnician on the battlefield! And I brought Sparkly Wild Berry Bunny Peeps!"
Demoman: *slurs a little bit* "I'm the Demoman, and me mum gave me up to an orphanage until I learned how to make bombs, and I may or may not have accidentally blown up me adoptive parents in an attempt to slay the Loch Ness monster. And I brought Haribou Gummy Bears!"
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and I witnessed my father being killed by the Soviets. Then me and rest of family were sent to concentration camp before we killed everyone and escaped. And I have brought strawberry candies."
Engineer: "I'm the Engineer, and I sometimes feel like the entire Mann Co foundation has been pressed down too hard on my shoulders. This whole operation would crumble apart if it ain't for me keeping things up and runnin'. And I brought Bit o' Honeys!"
Medic: "I am zhe Medic, and I spent the majority of my childhood being bullied for my mass intellect and my fascination vizh the human body. In secondary school, I killed zhree of my bullies by beating them with a metal pipe. Und I brought Cherry Hearts!"
Sniper: "Oi'm the Sniper, and Oi recently not only lost my adoptive parents, but Oi learned that my bio parents are nothing but stupid blokes who drowned all of New Zealand for no reason. And Oi brought Violet Crumbles."
Spy: "I am zhe Spy... I refuse to speak any further. And I brought Godiva chocolates."
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BONUS:
DJ: "I'm DJ, and after my mother was murdered when I was 5 years old, I was sent to a child trafficking ring that was disguised as an orphanage for 2 years before I was sent to a real orphanage. And when I was 21 years old, I committed my first murder by killing the woman who was in charge of the trafficking ring, which is how I got this job at Mann Co. And I brought Cadbury Caramellow Minis."













