#trcincorrectquotes

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Ronan: I would never say that, even as a joke, that my husband is a bitch and that I don't like him. That is not true! Adam is a bitch, and I like him SO! MUCH!

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The only straight I am is a straight up bitch

Ronan asking out Adam

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Adam: What if I told you I liked someone?

Ronan: it'd be annoying and gross and i wouldn't want to hear about it

Adam: What if I said it was you.

Ronan: ..

Ronan: ...

Ronan: Go on?

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Ronan: Do you really want to know how I got injured?


Henry: Yes…


Ronan: I was hula hooping. Parrish and I attended a class for fitness and fun.


Henry: OH-MY-GOD!!!


Ronan: I’ve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.


Henry: Why are you telling me this?


Ronan: Because no one will ever believe you.


Henry: You sick son of a bitch

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Adam: We should get married.

Ronan: We've been dating for less than a year.

Adam: I know, and I think I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long

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Ronan (holding a shattered coffee pot): Who broke it? I’m not mad I just want to know who did it.

Gansey: I did, I broke it.

Ronan: No you didn’t. Maggot?

Blue: Don’t look at me, look at Adam.

Adam: What! I didn’t break it.

Blue: Hah, that’s weird. How did you even know it’s broken?

Adam: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken… 

Blue: suspicious.

Adam: No it’s not.

Noah: If it’s important, probably not, but Henry was the last one to use it.

Henry: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Noah: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Henry: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Czerny!

Gansey: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ronan.

Ronan: No, who broke it?

Adam (whispering): Babe, Declan’s been awfully quiet.

Declan: Really?

Adam: Yeah really!

Everyone: *Dissolves into incomprehensible squabbling*

~Later On~

Ronan: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict five minutes from now they’ll all be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick.

Ronan: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.  

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“Politically, I’m tolerant of the heterosexual lifestyle, but the actual act is rather revolting

Ronan Lynch while holding Adam’s hand at Declan’s first campaign fundraiser.

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Ronan: You know, I remember the first moment I saw Parrish. I said to myself: Oh shit, I’m going to fall in love with this boy.

Gansey: What did you think when you saw Ronan?

Adam: Holy shit this guy is going to hit on me.